Rand Paul Taxes

Rand Paul Will Kill Taxes One Bullet at a Time

JM Ashby
Written by JM Ashby

He burned it, cut it with a chainsaw, and stuffed it into a wood-chipper, but the one thing Rand son of Ron had not done to the tax code until today is shoot it.

I don't know if this is enough to boost Rand's poll numbers. Shooting a piece of paper just isn't as sexy as building a giant wall on our southern border or across Lake Michigan. Rand is thinking too small. He needs to go bigger.

  • Draxiar

    That gun in his hands looks about as natural a fit as a buffalo sitting on his head.

  • muselet

    Rand is thinking too small. He needs to go bigger.

    Don’t say that, Ashby. Rand Paul will borrow an artillery piece and shoot up the IRS Headquarters Building.

    –alopecia

  • Aynwrong

    Just seeing that picture made me chuckle.

    Rand Paul: Bad ass with a gun!!!

    Yeah, right.

    • muselet

      Rand Paul: Bad ass with a gun!!!

      Fixed.

      –alopecia

      • Aynwrong

        Heh, heh, heh…