Comedy Election 2016

Report: Chris Christie Literally Fetches Food for Donald Trump

Written by SK Ashby

Everyone has made a joke about Chris Christie being Donald Trump's doorman or errand boy at some point, but we may have been more right than we thought.

If a report in the New Yorker is to be believed, the governor of New Jersey literally fetches McDonald's for Trump.

Governor Chris Christie, of New Jersey, another of Trump’s opponents early in the campaign, has transformed himself into a sort of manservant, who is constantly with Trump at events. (One Republican told me that a friend of his on the Trump campaign used Snapchat to send him a video of Christie fetching Trump’s McDonald’s order.)

If this video exists, it must be released to the world. Where's TMZ when you need them?

There may not be a single Republican remaining who hasn't humiliated themselves for Trump before this election is over.