Economy

Republican Investigation Reveals Shocking News!

The federal government spends large sums of money!

Quickly, Republicans, spend large sums of money putting this earth-shattering message into a television commercial. Go!

(Don't tell Mitch McConnell, but Iraq has cost Americans almost a trillion dollars, too. Then again, redistributing the wealth to Iraq is patriotic. Redistributing it to Florida, California and Arizona is anti-American!)