Sarah Palin is Not Winning

I was just as annoyed as everyone else after a week straight of Charlie Sheen coverage, which was only silenced by the greatest natural disaster in Japanese history, but this is just too funny to pass up.

A recent poll found that more independent voters would vote for the disgraced actor in a presidential matchup against Fox News employee Sarah Palin.

While two-thirds of those asked in the PPP survey (.pdf) viewed Sheen unfavorably, independents apparently like Palin even less.

Among independent voters, 41 percent would cast their ballot for Sheen. Only 36 percent would select Palin in the hypothetical matchup.

Maybe he should run for president. He has just about as much chance as the other wackos currently launching their exploratory committees.