Benghazi Guns

Second Amendment Man Crashes a Screening of Michael Bay’s Benghazi

JM Ashby
Written by JM Ashby

For some unknowable reason, an intoxicated Second Amendment Man reportedly carried his loaded gun into a screening of Michael Bay's Benghazi movie in the open-carry state of Washington where he promptly shot a woman in the shoulder.

Investigators believe the 29-year-old man was intoxicated when he entered a showing of the film “13 Hours: The Secret Soldiers of Benghazi” at Regal Cinemas The Landing 14, 900 N. 10th Place, with a loaded gun before 8:15 p.m., he said.

After he fumbled with the gun, it accidentally fired, hitting the 40-year-old woman in the shoulder, Liebman said. Medics took her to Harborview Medical Center, where she was in serious condition Friday morning. A hospital spokeswoman said she is improving and in intensive care.

According to local police, the open-carry enthusiast apparently left the movie theater after shooting the women and carried the gun into a nearby restaurant where he fumbled around and dropped it again. The good news is no one in the restaurant was shot.

If this Second Amendment Man was really so intoxicated that he was physically stumbling around the theater as witnesses reported, I will hypothesize that he fumbled and dropped his gun as he was interacting with the movie. Anyone that drunk may not even realize they shot someone.

The only major surprise in this story is that it occurred in Washington rather than Texas, but I'm sure the latter's time will come.

No word on whether or not the suspect was a "responsible gun owner" or a "good guy with a gun" until he wasn't.

  • Victor the Crab

    Asked for a comment on this, NRA head Wayne LaPierre responded “LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE, YOU TYRRANICAL LIBERAL PUSSIES, OR I’LL USE MY AK15 ON ALL YOUR DESPOTIC EFFEMINATE SELVES, YOU FAGS!!!”

  • Bob Smetters

    Gotta love republicans. Countless hearings, investigations, testimonies, etc, and no proof of any wrong doing by Clinton…. But a Hollywood movie made by the guy that made the Transformers movies is proof.

  • Bob Smetters

    Heard in the theater at the time— ” MONICAAA!!!!!….. BENGHAZIIII!!!!!!! BATHROOMBREAK!!!! ” POP….oops…….

  • muselet

    Yeah, having guns everywhere sure does make everyone safer, doesn’t it? Just ask the woman who got shot, she’ll tell you.

    The only bright spot in the story is that there’s no body count.

    –alopecia

  • captkurt

    USA! USA! My first thought is, I wonder how quickly the NRA can assemble his defense team?

  • Aynwrong

    And of course if the police had realized that a drunken man was wandering around with a gun and had taken him into custody before he had shot someone they would have been tyrannically oppressing his rights.

    Because Freedom Liberty Murica!!!

  • ninjaf

    So glad his right to carry that damn gun outweighs my right to freely and peacefully assemble to watch a goddamn conspiracy movie without the fear of being shot.