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Conservatives aren’t merely freaking out over the “latte salute” as Tommy Christopher points out; they’re launching an entire campaign centered around it.

If you provide the NRSC with all the details they need to send you fundraising pitches in the future, they’ll send you one of these bumper stickers.


If you actually encounter someone with one of these free bumper stickers, it would not be unreasonable to feel like you are a better person than they are. If you see someone with one of these, know that they are a total loss.

  • muselet

    Ah yes, the longstanding and terribly important tradition of presidents returning military salutes, which dates all the way back to 1981 and Ronald Reagan—whose military service during World War II was spent making training and propaganda movies at Fort Sam Goldwyn (he went home and slept in his own bed every night). No president before that had returned salutes, not even retired five-star general Dwight Eisenhower, who actually did something meaningful during WWII.

    This Righty obsession with symbols is beyond tiresome.


  • Axomamma

    This has been another episode of Dumbasses On Parade. ffs

  • Mike_Norris

    Another reason for the Obama haters to start shitting their pants. The real problem in this case is the president made it easy for them. Sometimes he does things I wish he would not do,

    • Treading_Water

      If the President came out in favor of dental hygiene, the haters would shit themselves anyway and stop brushing their tooth in protest.

    • Toolymegapoopoo

      He is a human being and he didn’t serve in the military. How many times has he walked on/off Marine One? Every time he does he is being filmed. My god, the level of scrutiny this president is held to is astounding! I sure hope to Jeebus that he doesn’t take off his jacket in the Oval Office because we all know Saint Reagan never did. It is becoming too much to handle.

  • Draxiar

    The Conservative Entertainment Complex has jumped the shark. Now if it would only jump INTO the sharks mouth. David Frum must be facepalming in continuous loop these days.

  • Treading_Water

    Finally, they have a real excuse to begin impeachment proceedings and a round of civil lawsuits.

    Please proceed, goobers.

  • As opposed to W’s Semper Fido.

    • trgahan

      If you compare the pictures side by side…there is ONE key detail that for conservatives changes the game completely.

      • Treading_Water

        That there dog is blah. Blah as a starless moonless night. Blah as tar or coffee without cream. That there is one seriously blah dog.

        • trgahan

          Well…between you and me…..we all know what English Springer Spaniels are really like….nice grooming or not…..ya know.

      • 1933john

        White Cup, Black Dog?