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Sociopathic Frat Boy Paul Ryan Fantasized About Cutting Medicaid

JM Ashby
Written by JM Ashby

The headline is literal.

RYAN: "Sending [Medicaid] back to the states; capping its growth rate. We've been dreaming about this since you and I were drinking out of a keg."

Ha! Get it? Because cutting healthcare for the poor, disabled, and elderly is what every Randian shitheel who attends college on Social Security survivor benefits dreams about.

Imagine being such a dorky piece of shit that you fantasized about cutting Medicaid at frat parties.

I'm surprised Ryan had time to ponder anything else between scoping out the girls he wanted to drug.

  • muselet

    Sadly, I do believe Paul Ryan has been dreaming of killing the less fortunate among us since he was in college.

    I understand why the people in WI-1 would want him to go as far away as physically possible, but electing him to Congress? Couldn’t they have taken up a collection to send him to a Pacific atoll instead?

    What a wanker.

    –alopecia

  • 1933john

    Back in the Forties, Sally Rand was good
    jack-off material for us teen-agers.

  • Badgerite

    Man. That’s some sick shit. Make Wisconsin proud.

  • Draxiar

  • Aynwrong

    THAT was the big dream of college kid Paul Ryan?!? Relieving the federal government of the burden of making sure it’s most impoverished citizens receive basic healthcare needs. This is what he still wants to do as an adult while still reminding everyone he’s Catholic?!?

    Catholic my ass! This is Social Darwinism run amok.

    Ya know, for my entire adult life Conservatives have whined endlessly anytime anyone anywhere says a mean thing about their ideology and their beliefs while in the next breath attacking the decency and patriotism of anybody to the left of Rush Limbaugh. It’s time liberals & Democrats stopped concerning themselves with the delicate little snowflakes feelings and started describing them accurately in public and to their faces. Greedy, venal, self serving heartless whores.

    • Badgerite

      Yeah. Pretty much. Bate Motel heartless. Criminal Minds heartless.
      “Do you actually have blood in those veins” heartless.

    • Christopher Foxx

      It’s time liberals & Democrats stopped concerning themselves with the delicate little snowflakes feelings and started describing them accurately in public and to their faces.

      Far, far past time. For over three decades the Republicans have shown themselves, with increasing frequency in with growing depravity, to be utterly unrepentant, vile people. Nobody should be acting as if they were anything else.

      Which is why it’s so frustrating to see folks who declare themselves vehemently opposed to the Trumpublicans (as any decent and/or thinking person would be) continue to give them the benefit of the doubt and talk about them as if they might have some redeeming quality.

  • Scopedog
  • Username1016

    Sent him a postcard this morning. Since he’s shut off all his phones and not meeting with constituents, let alone non-constituent citizens. Pointed out that he’s fucking with people’s lives… and P.S. Most people outgrow Ayn Rand in high school.

    • Scopedog

      Most people outgrow Ayn Rand in high school.

      True…but sadly, most don’t. And some eventually run for public office and win–see Ryan, Rand Paul…

    • Aynwrong

      My screen name. That is all.

    • Username1016

      I tried to read Atlas Shrugged in my youth. It was so stupid and so badly written I couldn’t get through it.

      • Badgerite

        You didn’t miss much.