Congress Fail

Speaker Ryan Hilariously Urges GOP Candidates to Adopt His Failed Agenda

Speaker of the House Paul Ryan has reportedly set up a series of phone calls with each of the remaining Republican presidential candidates with whom he has discussed the "bold" election-year agenda he hopes they will pursue alongside him.

There are several reasons why this is hilarious, but let's get to it.

Despite the harsh exchanges, Ryan vowed last week to set up calls with all four candidates to fill them in on House GOP efforts to develop a positive 2016 agenda, even as the nasty presidential contest has devolved into name calling and personal attacks.

Focused on things such as national security, jobs and anti-poverty measures, the agenda is designed to present a contrast with Democrats and lay out a positive vision for what Republicans might accomplish if they win the White House in November.

If you can read that last bit with a straight face, you have a more significant personal constitution than I do.

One can hardly expect the Republican candidates to adopt an agenda that Speaker Ryan and his flock haven't even adopted. Congressional Republicans haven't done a damn thing since the start of the year and they have no immediate plans to do a damn thing. They've already decided completing the appropriations process to properly fund the federal government is a lost cause so they aren't even going to try.

And speaking of national security and jobs, Congressional Republicans have no immediate plans to do their job. Congressional Republicans have refused to pass a new Authorization for Use of Military Force (AUMF) to fight new threats and they've made it abundantly clear that they will not confirm President Obama's nominee to replace Justice Antonin Scalia whoever that nominee may be.

All of the Republican presidential candidates have debuted policy proposals that would swell the ranks of the impoverished just as Paul Ryan's serial failure of a budget would. Republicans are still campaigning on Ryan's Path to Poverty budget blueprint 5 years after he originally unveiled it and 4 years after voters rejected it in a general election.

Amusingly, sometimes-senator Marco Rubio is considered to be the GOP establishment's choice for president, but Rubio has called for the most reckless fiscal policy of any candidate, far surpassing even Donald Trump's wildest dreams. Rubio has called for completely eliminating taxes on capitals gains and that alongside his other proposals would annihilate the federal budget.

This is at least one reason why Donald Trump is winning and Marco Rubio is collapsing. The idea that we're going to have a firesale on tax cuts for the rich and wipe out government just isn't as appealing to angry, white, working class people as much as it used to be. Trump has devoted a significant amount of his speeches to decrying corporations that move their headquarters overseas so they can benefit from lower taxes in what's known as an inversion.

These people, the kind of who support Donald Trump, are more interested in an exclusionary, protectionist big government that serves them and not those people. It's a white nationalist movement.

Paul Ryan and his establishment agenda represent everything Republican voters have rejected in this election. Scott Walker? Out. Jeb Bush? Out. Marco Rubio? Soon to be out. John Kasich? Very little appeal.

Paul Ryan was chosen to serve as Speaker of the House out of convenience, not because Republican voters love him. Even those who do soon won't.

  • It seems to me that people who don’t pay a lot of attention to politics always get caught up in the personalities of everyone running, because that’s what makes the news. I’m hearing a lot of conservative voters say they don’t know who they’re going to vote for because they don’t like any of the Republican candidates.

    But what they never seem to realize is that it isn’t just the party personalities who are terrible, but that conservative policies are also terrible. They’ve been tried over and over and over and always lead to disaster. It’s not just that Trump, Cruz, Rubio and Ryan are terrible people, but the policies they’re pushing are at this point empirically awful and destructive.

    • ninjaf

      Yeah, but who would YOU want to have a beer with? 😉

  • Relativicus

    I expect Tailgunner views Ryan as a liberal squish, but useful, and that Trump views Ryan as a person who may or may not exist.

  • muselet

    If you listen very carefully to the noise of the R primary campaign, you can just hear the tiny voice of Paul Ryan crying plaintively, “I am relevant! I am I am I am!”

    The man has his eye on 2020 or 2024, for sure.

    –alopecia

  • Aynwrong

    Please, please, please, PLEASE Republican party make the Paul Ryan Path to Poverty the major part of your 2016 campaign platform!!!

    Shockingly, Donald Drumph!!! Trump is the best, maybe the only chance the GOP have of retaking the White House.

    Heavan. Help. Us. All.