Stand and Applaud

JM Ashby
Written by JM Ashby

(Cartoonist - Rob Rogers)

In other news, the United States is not planning to contribute any funding to rebuild Iraq now that the war on ISIS is essentially over.

Washington instead is encouraging private-sector investment and counting on Iraq’s Gulf neighbors, particularly Sunni regional heavyweight Saudi Arabia, to pour in money as part of a rapprochement with Baghdad meant to reduce Shi‘ite rival Iran’s influence in Iraq.

This isn't a funny story but I laughed out loud when I read that line.

Meanwhile, former President George W. Bush says there's "clear evidence" the Russians interfered in the 2016 election. Everyone knows that, but he still has access to classified intelligence.

Finally, Fox News executive editor John Moody is not excited about the Winter Olympics, which begin tomorrow, because our Olympians are too black and too gay.

Unless it’s changed overnight, the motto of the Olympics, since 1894, has been “Faster, Higher, Stronger.” It appears the U.S. Olympic Committee would like to change that to “Darker, Gayer, Different.”

  • Aynwrong

    Trump has gone from “Bush lied us into Iraq!” to “Take the oil!” to thinking that the invisible hand of the free market will magically rebuild Iraq, which is exactly what the friggen Bush administration thought. And the mushroom sprouts that voted for both of them are too clueless to know or too cynical to care. The GOP is a snake eating it’s own tail.

    No Trump voter gives two shits what G. Dubs knows or thinks about anything. Cuz you know, he was never a “true conservative” (Whatever the frelling hell that is anymore).

    I used to think that Fox News really was just a massive con playing to the rubes. No, I guess the ringleaders really do believe the clown show. The ignorant, bigoted, ass backwards clown show.

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