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Steve Bannon Has Some Thoughts on Paul Ryan

Written by SK Ashby

We already knew Trump adviser and sentient pile of cigarette butts Steve Bannon is no fan of House Speaker Paul Ryan, but he apparently has some thoughts about Ryan that aren't necessarily too dissimilar from my own thoughts about Ryan.

Steve Bannon reportedly called House Speaker Paul Ryan (R-Wis.) “a limp-dick motherfucker who was born in a petri dish at the Heritage Foundation,” referring to the think tank whose fiscal conservative policies the representative espouses.

The detail is one of many bizarre nuggets in Devil’s Bargain, a new book on White House chief strategist Bannon’s role in President Donald Trump’s political rise, by Bloomberg Businessweek reporter Joshua Green, who has extensively covered the former Breitbart chairman.

I don't know nor do I want to know if Paul Ryan is impotent, but I am pretty sure he was born in a petri dish at the Heritage Foundation.

The other possibility is that he materialized out of an Ayn Rand novel like Falcor in the Neverending Story.