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JM Ashby
Written by JM Ashby

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In other news, North Carolina has lost another major business investment over the state's anti-LGBTQ "bathroom bill" HB2. To the best of my knowledge, Governor Pat McCrory has not led a single poll for reelection.

Meanwhile, Donald Trump's Hollywood star has been destroyed by a man with a pick-axe. He's a hero.

Finally, Libertarian vice presidential candidate Bill Weld is now urging voters to choose Clinton over Trump. It's too bad Gary Johnson doesn't have that much integrity.

  • Christopher Foxx

    Meanwhile, Donald Trump’s Hollywood star has been destroyed by a man with a pick-axe. He’s a hero.

    I understand the sentiment but, no, he’s a vandal.

    We don’t get to claim we’re the adults in the room and bitch about IOKIYAR if we applaud the acts the we would condemn if done by the other side.

  • GrafZeppelin127

    Meanwhile, Donald Trump’s Hollywood star has been destroyed by a man with a pick-axe. He’s a hero.

    No, he’s not; he’s a vandal. Let’s, just, not.

    • My lizard brain was happy but my rational brain was thinking, “Why isn’t someone arresting him?”

      • Christopher Foxx

        Yes. We can recognize we have a base level enjoyment of this, but let’s not get ridiculous and call this vandal a hero. Leave that behavior to the Republicans and not adopt it ourselves.

    • Christopher Foxx

      No, he’s not; he’s a vandal. Let’s, just, not.

      Thank you, Graf. You’re exactly right.

  • ninjaf

    But the race in NC is tightening because Gov. McCrory has been all over the state with hurricane Matthew. Hopefully, this will remind some people of why he has to go.

  • Aynwrong

    I love the fact that the instrument of North Carolina’s suffering is that favorite of Right Wing shibboleths the free market. You want your bigotry written into law, you pay the toll.

    It’s kind of a shame that Trump’s Hollywood star couldn’t have been successfully removed. We could have turned into a kind of American Blarney Stone. Meaning a monument that decent, non-racist, patriotic American citizens can journey from all over the country AND PISS ON IT! Naturally Trump voters would be free to pay their respects to the great man by kissing it.

    I agree with Bill Maher that Gary Johnson comes off like a ventriloquist’s dummy.

    Jim Acosta labeled the Trump’s speech at Gettysburg perfectly. “Grievanceburg!”

  • Groundloop

    “Finally, Libertarian vice presidential candidate Bill Weld is now urging voters to choose Clinton over Trump. It’s too bad Gary Johnson doesn’t have that much integrity.”

    Gary Johnson seems unaware that he’s running for president, so I’ll cut him a little slack.

    • Badgerite

      LOL