In other news, North Carolina has lost another major business investment over the state's anti-LGBTQ "bathroom bill" HB2. To the best of my knowledge, Governor Pat McCrory has not led a single poll for reelection.
Meanwhile, Donald Trump's Hollywood star has been destroyed by a man with a pick-axe. He's a hero.
Finally, Libertarian vice presidential candidate Bill Weld is now urging voters to choose Clinton over Trump. It's too bad Gary Johnson doesn't have that much integrity.