There's nothing Ted Cruz enjoys more than cooking breakfast. With a gun.
Not to be pedantic, but that is not a "machine gun."
Personally I prefer a thicker cut of bacon, but I'm just an arugula-eating, liberal heathen who fries bacon in a skillet like most humans who have not been reduced to gimmicks for poll numbers.
Who will be the next Republican presidential candidate to produce a parody of themselves?