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The Almighty

JM Ashby
Written by JM Ashby

(Cartoonist - Rob Rogers)

In other news, Representative Chris Collins (R-NY) says they must pass tax cuts for the rich because, if they don't, their rich donors will abandon them. He's saying the quiet part out loud.

Meanwhile, the congressional Joint Committee on Taxation (JCT) estimates that eliminating the estate tax will benefit 3,200 super-rich Americans in 2018.

Finally, Trump's former bodyguard was reportedly ordered to make trips to McDonald's for Trump because the White House kitchen could not replicate a McDonald's quarter-pounder with cheese.

And when the White House kitchen staff couldn’t match the satisfaction of a quarter-pounder with cheese (no pickles, extra ketchup) and a fried apple pie, it was Schiller, bodyguard and Trump whisperer, who would head down New York Avenue to McDonald’s on a stealth fast food run.

One of my friends in high school also ordered his without pickles. He was an idiot.

  • RamOrgan

    In France, 49’s bodyguard would need to order Royal Fromage sans cornichons.

  • David Greenberg

    I’m always amazed that trump has the balls to criticize anyone for being too fat. That fat obese pig has an ass on him the size of a barn door. His suits were obviously made by Omar the tent maker. Maybe a prison diet would help him lose weight.
    (Fingers crossed)

  • Aynwrong

    The Dems won the governors race in both N.J. and Virginia. As someone who is from New Jersey and a patriot who wants good things for for his country… HALLELUJAH!!!

    • Username1016

      I too am from NJ and am tickled that they’ve ended the Christie era. I look forward to scoring off my big brother, who actually liked the guy πŸ™‚

      • Aynwrong

        Just tell your brother that Kim Guadagno (R) had a bridge too far to go. Heh, heh, heh, heh… Β―_(ツ)_/Β―

  • Victor the Crab

    Back in the spring, I ordered a Quarter Pounder with cheese for the first time in God knows just how long. Eating it reminded me why I stopped going to McDonald’s.

    The fact that Drumph can’t get enough of that shit on a bun tells you everything you need to know about him. Why the fuck is that fat bastard not dead from his McDonald’s diet?

    • It’s not just him. Apparently the whole Drumpf Fan Club and Yam Lovers Multilual Admiration Society are in love with McDonald’s too.

      I don’t mean to judge, I’ll eat there when I’m traveling, but it’s the sheer love for it that perplexed me.

      • Username1016

        Me too — I only eat it while traveling. I think of it as elvish way-bread.

        • Draxiar

          10 points for the LOTR reference though I’m sure the elves of Lothlorien would take issue with the comparison.

          *salute*

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    • gescove

      He may not be dead, but Drumph is NOT healthy. It was amazing to watch the documentary “Super Size Me” and the impact a steady diet of that swill can have on a human body.