Bob Cesca Show

The Bob Cesca Show Presented By BubbleGenius.com 7/13/17

Bob Cesca
Written by Bob Cesca

RELM_buttonGossipy Little Bitch: The stupendous TRex aka David Ferguson from Rawstory is here today; Gollum reads Trump tweets; The WSJ reports that Russian money was being funneled to the presidential race; Trump making a fool of himself in Paris; Macron is playing him like a fiddle; Articles of Impeachment; Jared Kushner may have coordinated with Russian hackers; Kushner might be outing Don Junior; The new version of Trumpcare; Kellyanne Conway is losing her shpadoinkle; and much more. Brought to you by Bubble Genius, Harry's Razors, Blue Apron, the BobCesca.com Amazon Link and The Bowen Law Group.

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  • Badgerite

    Isn’t this what the Vichy Government said in France. They gave ” collaboration a chance.” GOP. The new Vichy.
    https://twitter.com/aravosis/status/885924125541363712

  • Gussie Jives

    Oh. My. God. Bob… I had no idea that you were the guy behind those Metallica/Napster cartoons. Those cartoons are still part of the lexicon between my brother and I; we’re still finding ourselves quoting Regis and James Hetfield from the Who Wants To Be A Millionaire episode. “You can’t call me, James, cuz I’M THE HOST!” That one still gets me after all these years. πŸ˜€

    Which of the voices were you?

    • Wow, cool. I did all of the male voices.

  • mnpollio

    Great show. However, I have come to the point where I am wondering whether Don Jr. is really that stupid or just that arrogant that he is flaunting what was done and demonstrating that no one will do anything of worth about holding him accountable. That may be the trend this is now taking. Just finally out and out admit wrong doing, but defy anyone to hold you accountable. Not sure whether it is true or not, but I have heard some theorizing that even if an investigation/court finds these people guilty, unless someone can impeach Trump himself and hold him to some accountability, he can easily pardon them all (a la Scooter Libby) and move on. Actually, unless we can scoop up Pence with all the rest of them, I would not be surprised to see him mass pardoning them all as well.

  • I forgot about the “Bateman skincare regimen”….I don’t think I’ve used that many products on my face in my entire life, much less in one day. Talk about beauty only being skin deep….

    Your new theme song makes me want to do the Snoopy Happy dance for some reason. πŸ™‚

    Don Jr. in front of the Senate Judiciary Committee is going to be champagne worth viewing. He has no experience with testifying and the Derp is VERY strong in him. His ONLY hope is to plead the 5th.

    Bob, you need to grab Serkis/Gollum saying “Sad” and use it in the show. Too funny!

    Speaking of PA and Ohio, etc….do you remember the descriptions of Trump’s reaction when they started to realize they were winning? He was in disbelief and he never thought he would win. I think even though they were tipping the scales, they didn’t realize the effect that Russia’s psychops would have.

    Also no one is addressing the fact that the Russians hacked 39 different states and not a single audit of voter registration info has occurred. With the help of GOP operatives, like Aaron Nevins, helping them to target which counties to focus on….they could have EASILY have changed voter registrations and affect the ACTUAL vote outcome. And until someone audits the voter rolls of those critical states and compares them before and after the election they most certainly could have affected the vote tally. So they probably didn’t add fake votes but they could have prevented legit voters from voting and that hasn’t been addressed AT ALL. It’s not only possible, it’s plausible. As an IT professional with tons of experience, I’m telling you that we have to address this possibility.

    Good show!

  • ProudLiberalAlways

    This is starting to look and sound like a joke episode of Rocky and Bullwinkle where Bullwinkle is caught conspiring to help Boris Badenov. Bullwinkle would come up with equally stupid excuses for what’s happening——-because he’d have to.

  • ProudLiberalAlways

    My Dear Mr. Cesca; I would like to thank you for providing a smart AND entertaining podcast for those of us who still haven’t given up on english. I actually felt a little chill when you used the word “untoward”. Thank you so much for those little glimpses of intelligence on the march!! Please keep it up, it feels so good!

    • My $25 words make up for the fart jokes. Thanks, PLA!

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  • ProudLiberalAlways

    You know what I think probably will be the most entertaining thing about Rump Jr.’s situation? We just may get to see which child Rump prefers—–Donald Jr. or Ivanka. We’ll see whether he works to keep Jr. out of trouble by throwing Kushner under the bus, or if Ivanka is going to get her way and he’ll protect her hubby. It looks like it’s got to be one or the other. I don’t think he can save them both.

    • Aynwrong

      I’m going with Chris Hayes’ theory that Tiffany Trump will turn out to be the Keyser SΓΆze of the whole Trump administration.

      • Badgerite

        Keyser Sozeeeeee! “After that, my guess is, you’ll never hear from her again.”

  • katanahamon

    OMG..how many times have I harped about the vote totals and everyone’s (apparent) willingness to accept that every..single..poll.in..the..US was wrong and Rump got JUST the right number in JUST the right precincts to win, especially in precincts that went previously to Obama?? I don’t buy it..I believe the vote totals were tampered with, and a lot of people were in on it.

    • Ziggy Blue

      GODDAMMIT! I’ve been screaming about vote totals, as well, kat. I live in PA and, as I’ve noted before, my Goddamn voting machine was malfunctioning…..it’s one of those “no paper trail” types. I have been voting in the same PA precinct for 33 years and NOTHING like this has EVER happened. At the time, I told myself that it was probably an innocent glitch, but the more that is uncovered, the less it seems to have been a glitch. Also, I have NEVER voted for a Republican in my life. If “they” knew about my voting pattern, “they” (whoever; Russians, Reptilicans) would’ve know there was NO WAY I wouldn’t vote Democratic. GODDAMMIT!

      • Judyjyazzie

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  • katanahamon

    What’s wrong with Trey Gowdy? His DNA is converting to be a Sleestak..!

    • Badgerite

      Swamp Thing. Reverting to type.

  • katanahamon

    Dragonriders of Pern..yep..Anne Mccaffrey, began in 1967. I thought it was a little later, I grew up with those too. Hints for a decent Gollum voice, pitch your voice higher and put both sides of your tongue all along the top teeth..keep your tongue quite stiff. Easy peasy..I’d rather think about those two things than the incredible crap happening in the Miasma of Doom known as the White House.
    Oh god..I wish you wouldn’t play Rump’s voice..it makes me want to run away. His lies are so expected, and apparently have no pushback or consequences anymore. From the Mayo Clinic..
    “A runny nose with considerable postnasal drainage could be linked to chronic sinusitis. In this common condition, the cavities around nasal passages, called sinuses, become inflamed and swollen. … It is also more common for minor temperature changes to induce a runny nose in older adults.May 24, 2013”

    Yeah..why no pushback or demand for truth from Rump? Why, why, why??? People let him spin, lie, obfuscate..it’s BULLSHIT!!! These press conferences are ridiculous…I’m so sick of the whole “Emperor’s New Clothes” thing..

    • KanaW

      I grew up with the Dragonriders series, too. Loved them then, and still do.

      • Scopedog

        Have you ever seen the book that’s essentially the guide to Pern? Can’t recall the title offhand (even though I have it!), but it discusses the entire history of Pern, when it was settled by humans and the creation of the Dragons. Good stuff.

        • KanaW

          I used to have it, but I’m not sure where it went after my last two moves. I’m hoping it’s at my mum’s place. It was fascinating. I loved the maps of all of the Holds and Weyrs, too.