Bob and Chez Show

The Bob & Chez Show Presented By BubbleGenius.com 11/21/16

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Bob and Chez
Written by Bob and Chez

RELM_buttonTennis Ball Machine: Back from Vacation; The Trump tennis ball machine keeps firing; Gaming out various Trump disasters; Trump vs Hamilton; Trump keeps whining; Trump demands equal time from SNL; Eff the Trump voters; Outreach to racists; The creeping Trump autocracy; Repealing Obamacare; Privatizing Medicare; Russia rigged the election; and more. Brought to you by Bubble Genius, Harry's Razors, the BobCesca.com Amazon Link and The Bowen Law Group.

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  • Michael B. Conway

    If you voted for Trump you are either a racist or an idiot. Pick one.

  • About that Tennis Ball thing – one word: triage
    But triage the parade of suck in a way that always always always looks for whatever the Tennis Balls are intended to keep us from seeing.

  • Scopedog

    Great show guys. Welcome back–this show was a bit of relief in a rather shitty time.

    And Chez, you are right–if people are protesting Trump, yet a) they didn’t vote or b) voted for Jill Stein or Gary Johnson, then FUCK THEM. Trump was a clear and present danger and this was evident for months and yet some people just had to keep whining about how Hillary was corrupt, how Bernie was cheated, how it didn’t matter who was in charge, how “the system has to be broken, man! Hillary is status quo, and Trump will bring the revolution!!”, and how they had to vote their “conscience”.

    Well, we’ve got a genuine fucking fascist (or proto-fascist) about to become President. And a lot of people are going to suffer, and the country’s going to be a fucking laughing stock.

    And no, Trump is getting no respect from me. Hell, George W. Bush is a fucking Mensa member compared to the Orange Turd Blossom. And fuck the media for trying to normalize him.

    Buckle up, kids–it’s going to be a long hard road through a truly dark place. And the sad thing is, a lot of people chose to take the country on this path.

  • ProudLiberalAlways

    I gotta say, for my money, Bill Maher puts it best. Donald tRump has all the impulse control of a grease fire! The scariest part of Rump isn’t just that he knows nothing, it’s that he doesn’t have any desire to learn anything. THAT truly frightens me, partly because those he’s putting around himself are totally unqualified to run/manage ANYTHING.

  • ProudLiberalAlways

    God, I’ve missed you two!!!! Thank you for playing the whole in context quote from the cast of Hamilton—–no one else has yet, and it needed to be done. Pence didn’t seem to mind the statement from the cast, in fact, he said it was perfectly fine with him. It was Rump who got exorcised over it. For absolutely NO reason. It didn’t happen to him! And Chez, he doesn’t want to be loved, he NEEDS to be adored. Do you think he’ll get a “honeymoon”? I hope he doesn’t!

  • JayKay

    Entry of the Guardians — https://youtu.be/HqIY3NfoYvw

  • I told my husband Drumpf will never get the honorific from me either. Hell will freeze over first.

  • Aynwrong

    Music for Trump’s inauguration? This is what occurs to me:
    https://youtu.be/ZwKjKHG5I4I

    It pretty much announces the arrival of a dictatorship, but just like Chez said about the “Imperial March” it might be too dignified.

  • Badgerite

    I liked this retweet at Patton Oswalts Twitter site.
    Shannyn Moore @shannynmoore
    “Calling Nazis the Alt-Right is like saying Jeffrey Dahmer was an Alt Chef. ”
    That sounds about right. Don’t let the Monsters scare you. Turn on the fffffing lights.

  • Badgerite

    The Chaos and Disaster Elect. God save the Republic.

    • Scopedog

      I don’t believe for five seconds that the GOP, and certainly not the
      bannon faction have a “mandate”. And I don’t think anyone should
      accept that.

      You’re right–they do not have a fucking mandate, and we need to shout that all the time, every time. Also, the media must not be allowed to normalize this. No fucking way.

      (Pardon my constant Malcolm Tuker-esque use of the F-word, but…it’s certainly appropriate right now under the circumstances.)

  • I recommend a melodica cover of the Imperial March for the Trump Anthem: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9mcx3hn9WX8