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Bob and Chez
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RELM_buttonBitter Clingin' Proud Clingers: Sarah Palin Endorses Trump with Authentic Frontier Gibberish; The Most Ridiculous Clips from Her Speech; Palin Blames Obama for Her Son's Domestic Violence Arrest; Bernie v Hillary, Dawn of Losing the General Election; The Latest Polls from Iowa; Lindsey Graham Continues to Make Sense; BBC; Carly Fiorina Ambushes Kids with Anti-Abortion Propaganda; and much more. Brought to you by Bubble Genius, the BobCesca.com Amazon Link and The Bowen Law Group.

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  • Black Hitler

    The Tina Fey skank has more testosterone than the white male Dim girlboys trolling here. lol

  • cddb

    Bob strongly objected to some commenter saying ‘gosh this new poll must be depressing for Bob Cesca..” (Chez said to the commenter, “fuck you”), and then ten minutes later Bob described that same poll as “the road to losing the general election”.

    In light of that, isn’t it completely reasonable to say that Bob doesn’t want to see Bernie make gains on Clinton in the primary? Bob says his main concern is winning the general, and he believes Bernie can’t win the general; so it sounds like the commenter was basically right?

  • Bosma

    She also said “Battle Filled”..

    WTF..?

  • KABoink_after_wingnut_hacker

    Sarah:

    1. Your kid Track is an asshole and was sent to the army by a judge rather than do time in a prison.

    2. This was during the Bush/Cheney illegal Iraq war based on lies and corporate war profits of Haliburton and others.

    3. In the army Track had no special skills and was just a driver behind the lines and he never saw action.

    4. After two years, Track came home the same privileged, violent criminal he was when the judge sentenced him.

    5. Daughter Bristol was taught your hypocrisy as she pumps out babies whilst preaching abstinence only propaganda.

    6. Aside from being a shrieking harpy, you are a terrible mother and disgusting person.

    7. President Obama is not responsible for your dysfunctional family or your ignorance.

  • They rehash old shit becuase they NEVER get over anything. They’re bitterclingers dontcha know?!

    • Camacho/Trump 2016!!

      Yup. Donald Trump nearly every time he opens his mouth.

  • GrafZeppelin127

    Can we start calling him Grand Nagus Trump?

  • jcgarp

    I swear her speeches sounds like she is reading a bedtime story to little children, oh wait, she is, but with her IQ that’s the best she can do.

  • Badgerite

    God, what a witch. Oh, I’m sorry. Did I say that out loud?
    Any minute now, I expect her to start calling Obama “Mr. Man”. (see Misery).

  • muselet

    “Right wingin’, bitter clingin’, proud clingers!” Sarah Palin wields language the way the ape-men at the start of 2001: A Space Odyssey wielded thigh bones: inexpertly, but with gruesome results.

    Someone, I misremember who, recently likened Ted Cruz’s voice to a dentist’s drill. With all due respect to that person, it’s Palin’s voice that sounds like a dentist’s drill, with overtones of vuvuzelas and cats fighting.

    Coming from nearly anyone else, “squirmish” would sound like a word Lewis Carroll would have come up with.

    New material? Chez, these are Rs. They don’t do anything new.

    Lord love a duck, La Palin is sounding like one of Garrison Keillor’s Norwegian bachelor farmers, only four octaves higher (I can’t imagine what her larynx looks like).

    Track Palin’s problem isn’t PTSD or the VA under Barack Obama, it’s a combination of alcohol and Mommy. Sober him up and get his arse away from Wasilla—not necessarily in that order—and his life gets easier.

    A candidate’s performance in Iowa is not a good indicator of anything other than a candidate’s performance in Iowa. And a single poll isn’t an indicator of much of anything at all.

    Bob, register already!

    Bernie Sanders’s “America” advert did nothing for me. Okay, fine, it’s probably just me being contrarian, but it struck me as exactly the sort of pretty, substance-free crap Ronald Reagan flooded the airwaves with, only less optimistic. (Ever really listen to Simon and Garfunkel’s “America”? Gorgeous song, but hardly the most hopeful thing ever written.)

    Lindsey Graham must have a (political) death wish. Insulting the top two contenders for the nomination isn’t going to win him any fans among The Base. He’s not up for reelection until 2020 and a lot can change between now and then, but candor like his isn’t a quality that’s appreciated by a political party.

    Carly Fiorina, as I said earlier today, is a horrible person.

    –alopecia

    • HilaryB

      I don’t understand how someone can be bitter and proud at the same time.

      • muselet

        It is quite the mystery.

        –alopecia

  • ProudLiberalAlways

    Track wasn’t fighting FOR anything but to keep himself out of jail. The judge gave him that choice—–he was NOT the “patriot” she makes him out to be. And he had problems before he went to Iraq. Fucking Liar.

  • leemoder

    That Woman’s voice is my personal Room 101. Just strap the rat cage to my face and be done with it.

  • HilaryB

    Stren’th! (I’ve missed that).

  • Aynwrong

    Just to point out, Sarah Palin belongs to:
    • The Party of Personal Responsibility™
    • The Party of Patriotism®
    • The Party of Family Values©

    She claims her son is suffering from PTSD and this very well may be the case. So badly that it played a roll in his violently assaulting his girlfriend at least according to her. And yet, instead of heading home to be with son and provide comfort and support, she is campaigning for Trump. And telling us some nonsense about how this all connects back to President Obama… somehow.

    She literally took a deeply personal problem of her family and converted it into political cannon fodder.

    Sarah Palin is depraved.

  • Victor the Crab

    Jesus Fucking Christ, the sound coming out of that Alaskan banshee’s piehole makes my ears bleed!

    In Nate We Trust. That’s all that should be said.