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Bob and Chez
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RELM_buttonClick Farm: Last show of the year; Trump wants more nukes; Trump Trolls on the March; Trump is lying to himself about the popular vote; The Death of Being Presidential; Cranky racist lady banned from JC Penney; Guy accosts Ivanka on a JetBlue flight; Trump will sign the First Amendment Defense Act; Trump is obsessed with how people look; and more. Brought to you by Bubble Genius, Harry's Razors, the Amazon Link and The Bowen Law Group.



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  • katanahamon

    In terms of nuclear weapons, it doesn’t matter if we manufacture new ones, have thousands, or simply have to maintain a couple hundred. The massive infrastructure necessary to maintain that level of technology is huge. Yeah, you can argue developing new ones costs even more, but the biggest difference is having just one versus none.

  • katanahamon

    Allowing Fox News to broadcast propaganda, along with others, has allowed a new reality where there are no “facts.” There is only who yells the loudest and longest. This election was nothing more than the complete abdication of media to do their jobs and expose the actual truth. Instead, media enjoyed putting Trump’s face on the front page every single day. Even Huffpost, his face So, the “popular” kid won over the nerd. There was a clear choice between right and wrong, Americans chose wrong. Also, where are the investigations about vote machine tampering, Russian tampering etc? I’ll never believe he won the election honestly.

    I have been so depressed that I can’t watch or read any news whatsoever. Trump needs to be immediately impeached for numerous reasons, and shown no respect whatsoever. He must be fought on every level, every issue, and pursued legally for every indiscretion he’s ever made. Media needs to redeem itself by getting back to telling the truth, not trying to maximize their profit.

    • Victor the Crab

      The Liberally Biased Mainstream Media™. ARE doing their jobs. They’re fluffing up the tiny white penises of Drumph and the Republican establishment while reporting that both sides are equal, just as they’ve done for the last couple of decades. That’s how Drumph got away with being selected President of the United States by Putin and the Russian mob with big help from Julian Assange elected President of the United States despite losing the popular vote to Hillary Clinton by close to 3 million votes by crushing Crooked Hillary decisively!

      Face it, nothing’s going to change. We are going to be so fucking screwed beyond belief! Drumph and the Republicans are going to do whatever the fuck they want for the next eight years (or however much time the country and the world has left) because the media will let them get away with it as always. And liberals will NOT stand up to challenge them and fight, because they don’t know HOW to fight, except with each other. And they will all end up being marginalized by the MSM and the rabid Drumph supporters who’ve shown allegiance to the tangerine nightmare.

      So in the not to distant future, as nuclear warheads come raining down upon you giving you slow painful death, and you have nowhere to turn to because you lost everything, your job, your house, your health care to the Even Greater Depression, keep in mind: your friendly neighborly opponents will be going “at least it’s better than being ruled by that lazy nigger or that crooked bitch”. And the BernieBums would concur with them on that matter.

      Happy Holidays kat. Because there’s a very good chance it will be your last!

      • katanahamon

        The only thing you got wrong is that nuclear weapons raining down won’t be slow..

        Yeah..this is why you haven’t seen me comment either. I’m just..dumbfounded that Americans are so stupid. Let’s hope for a quick impeachment then regaining control in four..meanwhile..good luck…

        • Victor the Crab

          You’re correct with the first paragraph, unfortunately. As far as the second paragraph goes, who knows! Drumph might get impeached or he won’t. That depends on the mood of the Todds, the Blitzers, and other unwiped asslickers in the Liberally Biased Mainstream Media™. Not to mention how the Ryans and McConnells in the GOP will feel about Drumph carrying out their evil plans. And even if they do impeach the tangerine nightmare, they still have Mike Pence carrying out their agenda. And that’s improving things for America from apocalyptic to very, very horrible. And nobody in the Democratic party could successfully defeat the soggy white bread from Indiana. Not Elizabeth Warren and certainly not the false God of the alt.left Bernie Sanders. Not while the MSM will continue their “both sides” message at the expense of the truth and the gain of advertiser profit.
          Good luck indeed. We need as much of it as possible. And even that might not be enough to stop the damage the Drumph Republicans would unleash on America and the planet! O_O

  • muselet

    It doesn’t surprise me that click farms exist. I’m just surprised I haven’t heard that term before now.

    Bob, you’re right, Donald Trump is anything but presidential. That’s what his supporters like about him. To them, he’s—and I hate these expressions with every fiber of my being—”telling it like it is” and “shaking things up.” He says stupid and awful things, they adore him for it, his ego gets a little tickle, he does it again. Scares the poo out of me, but I’m not barking mad.

    Bob, have someone you know and trust take your modem away from you for the next week. Use a flip-phone until next Tuesday, if you must. The trolls will still be there, begging for a good thrashing, in January.

    Donald Trump won the popular vote if you ignore California and New York. Likewise, Hillary Clinton won the Electoral College vote if you ignore the Southeast. And if my aunt had balls she’d be my uncle.

    The Kentucky woman clearly believes *ahem* POLITICAL CORRECTNESS! is to blame for everything, forgetting that (a) there are always language taboos, and (b) what she and her ilk call POLITICAL CORRECTNESS! is what the rest of us call politeness. Most of us do not gratuitously insult people, and most of us do not believe that’s a good thing to do.

    Confronting a ranting, racist crazy person is a good way to have that person come after you like a spider monkey on crack.

    I could understand Ivanka Trump’s seatmate refusing to talk to her, and I’d probably have done just that (she’s not as staggeringly awful as her adult brothers, but that’s setting a pretty damn’ low bar). Berating her is behavior not unlike that loudmouthed idiot on the plane honking on about “Hillary bitches.” It’s unacceptable, and a lifetime ban on flying is barely punishment enough for either of them.

    Bob, those Trump voters are Not Sure because of cognitive dissonance: they’ve been told for eight solid years by FNC and other sources that the economy is terrible and getting worse, that unemployment is terrible and getting worse, that the debt and deficit are terrible and getting worse, yet they and their neighbors are getting jobs or better jobs, they’re buying new stuff, inflation is not raging out of control. They believe what they’ve been told, but they see contrary evidence in their own lives. They voted Trump because they always vote R; name recognition played a role, no doubt, but I’d argue that was a secondary phenomenon.

    If there’s a bright side to Trump’s superficiality it’s that John Bolton will continue to grumble and mutter in private rather than in public.

    The First Amendment Defense Act. George Orwell would have been appalled. Orval Faubus would have been kicking himself: “Why didn’t we think of that?” Good lord, some people will go to any lengths to protect their bigotry.

    Chez, enjoy your time with Inara and your family.

    Bob, enjoy your time off and stay away from social media.

    Happy Holidays, guys.


  • Bosma

    Never let the Money Man bit go away. One of my favorite Beavis and Butthead bits ripping on Money…

  • The “silliness” of the Trump camp saying Trump wins if they take out the California votes = the continuing attempt to normalize Othering & Elimination. They’re selling the idea that “those people” don’t vote right so they need to be kept away in order to purify our democratic process.

    Dangerous as fuck.

  • b2blog

    Just to dispute Bob’s assertion that low info voters voted for a reality star … I haven’t heard that from anyone. What I have heard over and over is vague, but strong, distrust of HRC. Literally, “I don’t know, I just don’t trust/like her.”

    • That doesn’t preclude the idea that a lot voters weren’t following the news or reading about Trump’s ongoing scandals/blurts/fuckups.

  • ProudLiberalAlways

    Don’t forget guys, when Pres. Obama mentioned that he was having to “calm the fears of our foreign allies” about Rump, Rump said that it was a good thing to be ‘unpredictable’. And I agree, if I see one more article “Why Hillary and the Dems lost the election” I’m gonna SCREAM! Much too much already!!! Great show to end the year! The Happiest Holiday Wishes to both you Bob, and you Chez, and to your loved ones. Chez, have a safe trip! You’re needed here for next year!

  • Victor the Crab

    Hi everyone.

    You’re probably wondering why I haven’t commented here or at the Banter for awhile (if you cared, which wouldn’t surprise me if you didn’t).

    No, I didn’t get banned at the Banter for my comments regarding the nausingly despicable column Luchiano wrote just after the election (And btw, I STILL stand by my suggestion that he get all his teeth knocked out with a swinging lead pipe. You don’t like it, I dont care! Go fucking pound sand and die for all I care!)

    I cancelled everything afterwards. My Disqus account, my donations to the Bob & Chez show, my yearly contributions to the Banter.

    The reason is simple. I quit!

    We have all lost everything, because of Donald Trump becoming president. Our soul, our dignity, our sense of right and wrong.

    Evil has won. Greed has won. Ignorance has won. The Trump supporters on the right and the BernieBums on the left (with the help of zealous Republican state administrations and the Russian government of Vladimir Putin) have conspired to make the Tangerine Nightmare named Trump president. That, combined with the weasly support of Mitch McConnell and Paul Ryan, means that the Republicans will do whatever the fuck they want for the next eight years, and no one, not the Democrats and certainly not a mainstream media that is too eager to eat the shit straight from the squeezed out anus of Trump, is going to stop him.

    You think you’re going to rise up and stop him? Think again! What has been shown is that nobody on the left gives a fucking shit about protesting. Except with each other or if there’s someone in Indiana saying stupid shit on Twitter that needs to be SJWed to death. The left has become badly divided since 11/8, while the right has been tickled pink about “taking back their country” from the “lazy nigger” and the “crooked bitch”.

    The Republicans are going to go full steam ahead in lynching everything Barack Obama has done over the past eight years. And nobody’s going to give a shit about it. And we will all suffer because of it. Financially. Socially. Internationaly. Bob, you think you got royally fucked from the Great Recession of 2008? well you ain’t felt nothing yet! Start learning to live outdoors and eating out of a dumpster, because that is where your future, and everyone reading this, is heading.

    I know what you’d all be saying. Don’t give up hope. Love Trumps Hate. When they go low, we go high. Well, FUCK THAT SHIT, YOU RETARD!!! When we went high, they went for our knees untill we were face down on the ground, spread eagle, and they went and curb stomped our head until we had no teeth left and were a vegetable. All that positive messeging didn’t do JACK FUCKING SQUAT in the long run.

    Face it, retards. We’re all screwed. In the short term and the long one. Financially. Globally. Enviromentally. Rising up to challenge the evil Trump power isn’t going to get you anywheres. Not when the so-called mainstream media will turn a blind eye because…RATINGS! and, because in the case of Chuck Todd and Wolf Blitzer, there’s so much GOP bungholes to lick clean with their tounges.

    My suggestion? Start drinking heavily. You’ll get to the point where you’re too drunk to think about anyything else. Then, drink a whole lot more. You may think you’re damaging your liver from so much alcohol. But it is way better than living sober in a Trump/Ryan/McConnel dictatorial regime.

    Have a Happy Holidays, you retards! Because it will be the last one we’ll all experience!

    • I respect your choice, but you’re letting him win. Why let him? We have to fight.

      • ProudLiberalAlways

        Although I’d still like to learn to hibernate you’re right, Bob. We gotta stay strong and fight!

      • Victor the Crab

        He and the right have won. Bigly! His loose talk about nukes is a prime example. Let that sink in with you.

    • ProudLiberalAlways

      Wow! Just, Wow!
      Feel better now?

      • Scopedog

        In a way, I can understand Vic’s anger. I read that piece by Luciano and was disgusted by it and the some of the comments. That said….just throwing up our hands and declaring that it’s all over….no. Not in favor of that. Either we fight back or we give up–and I am for the former. People have done that throughout very difficult times, and so will we.

        But…I can see why some want to let off steam. It’s been especially frustrating seeing the unrepentant Bros and other purists on the Left act gleeful about Trump’s election because they are still fighting the primaries.

        And Luciano is a smug jerk who’s got an unhealthy mad-on for Islam and religion in general, but that’s just my opinion.

      • Victor the Crab

        No one should ever feel better after 11/8.

  • Badgerite

    I don’t think there has ever been a time when you had to worry that the soon to be President of the United States doesn’t understand the danger posed to all of humanity by nuclear weapons. I don’t think this one does.

  • About a two weeks ago I started calling all online trolls who have their tongue up Herr Gropenfuhrer’s butt “Russian trolls”. Great minds and all that….

    Bob, in “old racist lady video”, the woman who said ‘Yay’ and encouraged her immediately regretted it because the old lady dropped an F-bomb and told them to go back to their country. THAT she found objectionable but she wasn’t as quick to discourage THAT behavior. She just looked back at the person recording it with a phone and made a face as if to say, “Can you believe that racist old lady?” OMG you encouraged, you butthead!

    • Scopedog

      …started calling all online trolls who have their tongue up Herr Gropenfuhrer’s butt “Russian trolls”.

      Well yeah. It’s true, that’s exactly what they are.

      Not just them, of course, but folks like Greenwald and far Left idiots like Stephen Cohen.