Bob and Chez Show

The Bob & Chez Show Presented By BubbleGenius.com 4/28/16

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Bob and Chez
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RELM_buttonLucifer: We Have a Democratic Nominee; Cenk Uygur and HA Goodman Hoping for the FBI to Make Bernie the Winner; Donald Trump is Close to the Nomination; The Woman Card; Nate Silver's Electoral Vote Tally; Ted Cruz Announces His Running Mate; Fiorina Sings; John Boehner Hates Ted Cruz; Ted Cruz Screws Up Hoosiers Movie Reference; Dennis Hastert Gets 15 Months; and more. Brought to you by Bubble Genius, the BobCesca.com Amazon Link and The Bowen Law Group.

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  • muselet

    Technology is wonderful, until it’s not. Right, Bob?

    Even my neighbor, who flatly refuses to pay attention to politics (she’s in her late 80s, so I’m willing to cut her a little slack), has heard the Hillary Clinton is about to be indicted! chatter. The funny thing is, she knows full well that chatter is unadulterated hooey.

    374-164? Not nearly enough of an edge for Hillary Clinton, especially since the Rs are starting to talk about pursuing ticket-splitting voters as a strategy to stem the bleeding down-ticket. If the Democratic Party doesn’t do aggressive GOTV, it’s run by idiots.

    The difference is that Donald Trump is mad as a marmoset, while Ted Cruz was raised from birth to be a sociopath. My word, what a choice.

    Chez, Cruz is proud of being hated. The man doesn’t seem to have a normal human reaction to anything.

    “In Donald Trump’s eyes, the Woman Card is simply that she is a woman. That’s it. By simply existing, she’s playing the Woman Card.” Which makes Donald Trump indistinguishable from any other R.

    (Bob, you missed Chez’s fucks at 12:29 and 13:40.)

    –alopecia

  • Chaz Scott

    I wonder if the people that thought voter fraud was a conspiracy actually do any research in to Arizona or New York. Just like they’re not giving Sanders proper coverage, they’re also not looking into the hacking of these voting machines. Comparing progressives to tea party is just plain lazy.

    • The problem in Arizona was a combination of shitty Republican state and county management. Gov. Douchey cut almost everything in the most recent budget (even though we have a surplus) and the counties had to act accordingly and cut the number of sites (and then did a shitty job of that). Add to that the fact that the state website changed some people’s party affiliation from their original choice to Independent. Now notice that the change, purposeful or not, would have hurt both Hillary and Sanders voters. This wasn’t some grand conspiracy against Sanders voters. If it was purposeful, it was against Democratic party voters.

  • katanahamon

    HA Goodman just went over the edge..he’s recommending a full on Independent run for Bernie saying he is more “popular”. Wondering what metric he’s using; his Facebook page, Twitter feed, or just what’s happening under his foil hat… I so wish you guys were on every day!!

  • Brookmyre

    I think the Fiorina decision makes perfect sense if you just frame it in the same way Cruz would….Bearing in mind the hubris of Cruz he wouldn’t have picked a Republican or Libertarian “rock star” as Bob suggested because it would put too much voltage at the bottom of the ticket…or the imaginary ticket as it actually is…. Cruz isn’t going to be outshone by anyone….

  • Badgerite

    Weird bank withdrawals? Try hush money. I think at least a million dollars was involved. That is some serious black mail.

  • Badgerite

    To hear Cruz talk is to have your brain screaming “Shut UP” many times over.

  • ProudLiberalAlways

    You have to forgive Knight to some degree, he went to West Point.

  • ProudLiberalAlways

    Cruz is the worse monster—–he’s a True Believer. If Cruz gets the presidency, the American Taliban gets a HUGE leg-up with their agenda, God forbid! On the other hand, tRump is a rudderless moron. No one with skin as thin as his should be anywhere near the nuclear codes!
    She plays it the same way Pres. Obama plays the black card, simply by existing.
    No, he’s just that egotistical. He said that he’s gonna win Hispanics, too, because they LOVE him. Pure Ego, and NOT true!!

    • Scopedog

      Trump is more in the mold of Greg Stillson from THE DEAD ZONE novel–while Martin Sheen was fantastic in the film adaptation, Stillson in the novel was a helluva lot creepier.

  • josephebacon

    If I had to choose between Carly and Wing singing, I’ll pick Wing!

    • ProudLiberalAlways

      I officially hate Fiorina, I like (love) musicals, and always loved the song she bastardized—“You’re Not Sick, You’re Just in Love” from the film “Call Me Madam” with Ethel Merman, Donald O’Conner, Vera Ellen, and George Sanders. I’ll never again be able to listen to it with pleasure. Never! Bitch!

      • josephebacon

        And it you think I’m kidding about Wing…

  • leemoder

    Which daughter will Drumpf choose for his Veep: Nice Ass or Great Rack?