Bob and Chez Show

The Bob & Chez Show Presented By BubbleGenius.com 5/17/16

palin_trump
Bob and Chez
Written by Bob and Chez

RELM_buttonHe's Not Hitler: Hillary's Strategy Against Trump; Melania Trump Says Her Husband Isn't Hitler; Trump Considering Palin as His Running Mate; Trump Surrogate Says CNN Should Lose Its FCC License; Trump's Golf Course Scam; Republican Accidentally Reveals Porn Preferences; Alex Jones Says Michelle Obama Killed Joan Rivers; and more. Brought to you by Bubble Genius, the BobCesca.com Amazon Link and The Bowen Law Group.

SPONSOR THE SHOW ON PATREON!

split-tests-harrys-shaving

Listen and subscribe on iTunes (it’s FREE!)
Download the mp3 (58 minutes, 42mb)
RSS Feed
Bob & Chez Show Archive
Listen on your smartphone via Stitcher.com

  • Don P

    At 51:00 minutes, REALLY Chez,you’re going to fall back onto both sides hippy-kicking? Piss off, man. There is NO ONE on the left with the reach of Jones, and you know it. For Christ sakes, the loony toon had on the Republican front runner earlier this year! Every word you two spoke from that point forward went AGAINST your both sides idiocy. Mindless hippy-kicking FTW!

  • Trump’s lies are easy for the rubes to swallow for a coupla reasons – He’s lying to Da Gubmint, so that’s not just OK, it’s preferable. Government is evil, so the shittier he gets with it, the more they like it.

    And 2nd, the rubes are conditioned to excuse practically everything The Great Man does or says because “he’s operating at a level we can’t even imagine – Trump works in mysterious ways – I hafta be tremendously honest – I’m tellin’ ya – trust me.”

    Classic – Hero Worship – Man On The White Horse – Personality Cult. Whatever you choose to call it.

    • muselet

      Republicans—Righties in general—are big fans of the Great Man theory of history. It’s why the entire GOP slobbers over the memory of Ronald Reagan, who went to Germany, stripped off his manly flannel shirt, picked up a sledgehammer and personally tore down the Berlin Wall (if you don’t believe me, just ask a Republican). It’s also one of the reasons the Right hates Howard Zinn so much.

      Donald Trump pushes a lot of the same buttons as Reagan for the Right.

      –alopecia

  • muselet

    At this point, needling Donald Trump is an excellent strategy for Hillary Clinton and her supporting PACs. After the conventions, this sort of thing will of course cause the Very Serious People to furrow their brows and harrumph that Clinton Isn’t Acting Presidential and pretend the short-fingered vulgarian hasn’t been doing a poor impression of Triumph, the Insult Comic Dog, since he announced his candidacy. (Double standard? What double standard?)

    Chez, calling Trump a “misogynist prick” is an understatement.

    Imagine, as I’ve said before, a President Trump getting into a dispute with Vladimir Putin. Okay, sure, right now Vova, Manly Authoritarian Man Of Action, is Trump’s best друг, but given how thin Trump’s skin is, any disagreement would quickly become a pissing match, and then Trump would be howling for the launch codes for Moscow.

    We already elected someone who was ignorant and incurious, but who—we were earnestly informed—would surround himself with experts. George W Bush didn’t work out too well for the nation, did it?

    Is Sarah Palin on Trump’s vice-presidential shortlist? Probably. She’s still popular with The Base, after all, and her presence would insulate him from accusations of not being a True Conservative Republican™ *cue fireworks and John Philip Sousa music*

    Steve Benen quotes Trump’s spokeswoman, daughter and current wife and—with admirable restraint—observed (links omitted):

    So, let’s review. The presumptive Republican presidential nominee has an alarming history with women, but (a) he’s not a genocidal groper; and (b) he’s capable of picking up a campaign endorsement from his own wife.

    Maybe, when looking for a national leader, Americans may look for a presidential candidate who can clear a higher bar, but this is nevertheless where things stand in the 2016 race.

    Right at the moment, you’d need a backhoe to even find the bar.

    Given a choice between believing Donald Trump and Victoria Zdrok, I’m not going to believe Trump. What she said was too close to what we’ve all observed about his behavior, and his denial that he knew her was too OTT to be true.

    Pet Sounds was and is an astonishing record. For anyone out there who doesn’t know, it opens with “Wouldn’t It Be Nice” and closes with “Caroline No” and those aren’t the best tracks on the album. Brian Wilson may never before or after have been as consistently creative (and instead of giving him grief, the nitwits at Capitol Records should simply have backed a dumptruck full of cash up to Wilson’s house, an d asked him to do whatever he wanted and please call them when the record was done).

    You guys are right: Trump will never release his tax returns. His ego won’t let him, because of some of the information that could be gleaned from them.

    Kevin Drum made merry sport of the Trump campaign’s admission that it’s going to ask for tax returns from vice-presidential candidates. Kyle Griffin asked if that was hypocritical; a campaign source replied, “Trump’s not running for Vice President.” Wrap your head around that response, if you can.

    ABC News says the town of Briarcliff Manor estmated the property of Trump National Golf Club Westchester at $14.3 million in 2014, and property values have risen since, and that Trump’s lawyers have negotiated the value back up to $9 million. (Back in 1999, The Observer reported that Trump had bought the 147-acre Briar Hall Country Club for $8 million.) And for what it’s worth, there’s a 1-acre plot in Briarcliff Manor for sale at $300,000, which would make 147 acres worth, according to my steam-powered calculator, $44,100,000. I’m assuming that’s where the $50 million number came from.

    Hands up, anyone who’s surprised that a Righty politician likes porn and is dumb enough to post a screenshot that proves it. I see no hands, and no, that’s not a double entendre, get your minds out of the gutter, you reprobates! (The sad thing is that Mike Webb’s taste in porn is so damn’ unimaginative.)

    Rand “I’m A Libertarian Except When It Comes To Ladybits” Paul is a misogynistic idiot. He’s good at pandering in order to raise money, but he’s—to use my favorite insult from The Great Race—”got a brain the size of a carbuncle.”

    Oh. Good. Lord. I thought the whole “Moochelle Obummer is a tranny!” thing was played out years ago, oh foolish me.

    Alex Jones becomes more incoherent by the day. Maybe he’s been huffing starting fluid.

    It’s been said by smarter people than I, the internet makes smart people smarter and dumb people dumber.

    (“I made this very long only because I have not had the leisure to make it shorter.” –Blaise Pascal)

    –alopecia

    • Badgerite

      Well, she (Sarah Palin) can see Russia from her backyard. So.

    • Trump isn’t doing a poor impression of Triumph, the Insult Comic Dog. He IS Triumph. He just puts on a bald cap when he performs as the Dog.

      (with sincere apologies to Triumph the Insult Comic Dog)

      • muselet

        I’ll buy your theory as soon as I hear Trump finish a sentence with “for me to poop on!”

        –alopecia

  • Badgerite

    You know, I thought Alex Jones wasn’t quite hitting his stride with the Michelle Obama is a man thing but just in the nick of time……Oh, and she killed Joan Rivers for the save.
    What an ffffing side show barker. He fits right in with the “He’s not Hitler” side show.
    I think he has perhaps inhaled too many chem-trails.

  • katanahamon

    As Chez said, “Trump creates the Matrix” in terms of creating his lies..as we’ve seen, Bernie has emulated this approach with his followers. They’re spinning yesterday’s primaries as reasons he should stay in the race, when in fact he only gained 2-4 delegates in total. Guess if there are 150 more primaries he has time to catch up. Bernie’s lack of discipline in condemning what happened in Nevada should show everyone that he has no ability to govern at all if he can’t even influence his own followers to act rationally and not incite violence. Time for Bernie to drop out.

  • ProudLiberalAlways

    Donald/Sarah; Sarah/Donald; One in the same—-you’re right. I want one of the bumper stickers from Little Green Footballs! Couldn’t the model see that he looks different in person than in pictures if he’s standing right there? Jesus, just how insecure is this freak?
    Oh, and Hillary won Kentucky.

    • Victor the Crab

      TURN THOSE MACHINES BACK ON!!!