Bob and Chez Show

The Bob & Chez Show Presented By 5/24/16

Bob and Chez
Written by Bob and Chez

RELM_buttonWoody Johnson's Apparatus: Trump Accuses Hillary of Fighting a War on Women; Roger Stone on Alex Jones; Trump Invokes Vince Foster Conspiracy Theory; Trump Does or Doesn't Think There Should be Guns in Schools; Haley Barbour Doesn't Know if the Clintons Are Murderers; The GOP's Plan to Overhaul Their Primaries; Open vs Closed Primaries; Chewbacca Mom; and more. Brought to you by Bubble Genius, the Amazon Link and The Bowen Law Group.



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  • Jodellie

    FYI- Terminal brain cancer may or may not be terminal. When I was 25, I was diagnosed with a Grade 3 Oligoastrocytoma. They told me I had 3-5 years to live. That was back in 2000. I also worked full time during my 6 months of chemo. So your favorite band touring isn’t that far fetched. And yes, I realize I’m very lucky and not everyone will recover. But it does happen!

  • I’m not all that sure politics will get much saner once the old-school Republicans die off. For one, look at the alt-right assholes who are all 20 and 30 something. That 4chan shit never gets old, apparently.

    For another, in general, it seems like people who have grown up with the epistemic pandemonium that is the wider Internet sort of don’t care as much whether things are true or not. Bullshit is just normal. So you have people on social media resuscitating the fucking flat earth theory because ¯_(ツ)_/¯ is literally their mindset.

    I fully expect to see people my age and younger going “DAE Hillary had a guy murdered? lol” because nobody reads articles, they just RT headlines.

  • Victor the Crab

    Bob. You should definitely keep the Chewbacca Mom’s laugh on your soundboard just to piss Chez off to no end. 😀

  • My 29 year old nephew died from a similar brain tumor a couple of years ago leaving behind his wife and 3 year old son. It was devestating and terrible to watch. I can’t imagine how he is going to go on tour.

  • I think the only women who will buy this bullshit and will vote for Trump are 1) religious conservatives who don’t really like Trump but think that their husbands know best and their husbands were told by Baby Jesus that they had to vote GOP and that Hillary is Satan’s harlot so she has to be opposed no matter what , or 2) the kind of girls who thought dating the douchey captain of the football team was the highlight of their lives, or 3) Bernie supporters who think their glorious revolution will come sooner if they can help elect Trump. I’m thinking that these idiots are a small portion of the population.

  • It’s not just the Trump trolls. There are Bernie trolls now repeating this “rape” talking point. Then again, maybe they are Trump trolls pretending to be Bernie trolls. Not that there was ever much of a difference.

  • Badgerite

    As to the open primary issues, the left wing doesn’t think beyond what they want right now. That is one of their many rather glaring problems.

  • Badgerite

    Trump’s America! He’s not Hitler. ( the bumper sticker)

  • Badgerite

    By the way, shouldn’t someone notify the Catholic Church when Nugent is anywhere nearby.. There might be a problem. I’m just sayin’. And maybe Dennis Hastert should be notified whenever he is in town.
    And the Duggers, of course.

  • Badgerite

    I allege that Donald Trump killed the Easter Bunny. Think about it. Have you seen the Easter Bunny since she came on the scene? I’m not saying this myself. But some people do. I think that is very serious.
    Very,very serious.

  • Badgerite

    He has the “best” words. Do any of his “best words” ever have more than 3 of 4 letters in them? Does he ever utter a sentence that has more then 4 to 5 words in it?

  • Badgerite

    Again with the “very”. He has the “best” conspiracy theories. “Very, very best”.
    How the hell is this even a contest. “Some people are saying” is what we refer to on Planet Earth as HEAR-SAY. As in he hears it and then he says it. And there you go. It is “very, very serious” because he heard it somewhere from someone. And the fact that someone said it, is presented as evidence that it is true.
    And “very, very serious.”
    In law, you call that hearsay. At the office, you call that malicious gossip and character assassination.
    In TrumpWorld, you probably call that ‘entertainment’.

  • Badgerite

    “Turn those machines back on!”

  • muselet

    We should all have something that brings us as much joy as that silly Chewbacca mask brought “Chewbacca mom.”

    Donald Trump, ladies and gentlemen.

    Hillary Clinton’s war on women. Holy cats. Of all the people in the world who shouldn’t use that line of attack, the short-fingered vulgarian is high on the list.

    And Roger Stone (sez Wikipedia) tried the “sexual predator” tactic in the 2010 New York gubernatorial election—it failed spectacularly—on behalf of Libertarian Party candidate Kristin Davis, while actually supporting ambulatory pustule Carl Paladino. Classy guy.

    Trump’s “war on women” malarkey is intended to get free media, yes, but it’s also meant to tickle the id of every R who was alive during the 1990s, to elicit a “He’s one of us!” reaction. Attacking the Clintons is his way of atoning for his various apostasies with regard to other articles of the Republican Faith.

    I wouldn’t wish glioblastoma on my worst enemy. One of my sporting heroes, Richard Burns—a brilliant rally driver, in case you didn’t know—died from astrocytoma (glioblastoma is a type of astrocytoma) at age 34. I’m with you, Bob, I can’t imagine going on tour after a diagnosis like that and treatment. Cancer sucks.

    Vince Foster committed suicide. So said the United States Park Police, the Department of Justice, the FBI, the United States Congress, Independent Counsel Robert Fiske and Independent Counsel Kenneth Starr (yes, that Ken Starr). To claim otherwise is obscene.

    Chez, the New York Times still has an institutional hard-on for anyone named Clinton. Do you really, in your heart of hearts, believe the NYT will pass on any opportunity to take a potshot or twelve at Hillary Clinton?

    “She doesn’t have her own words.” And so the campaign for President of the United States reaches the preschool level of debate. *bangs head repeatedly against wall*

    *LANGUAGE ALERT. EASILY-OFFENDED PEOPLE ARE STRONGLY ENCOURAGED TO SKIP TO THE NEXT PARAGRAPH* Fuck Haley Barbour sideways with a rusty chainsaw. Fuck Joe Scarborough with the same rusty chainsaw. Pricks with ears, both of them. *END LANGUAGE ALERT*

    Golly gosh, Donald Trump wasn’t entirely honest about the funding of his campaign? Wow, that’s a surprise.

    I’m fine with closed primaries. As long as the political parties pay for their own damn’ primaries. If I—who registered No Party Affiliation mumble-mumble years ago—get taxed to pay for the parties’ primaries, then I bloody well better have the opportunity to vote in the damn’ things. Your call, political parties. (To be clear, I don’t vote in party primaries, even though I could. Seriously, I don’t. I’m happy to let the insiders squabble and pull each other’s hair over nominations. I show up on primary day to vote for nonpartisan—hah!—offices and on initiatives, nothing else. But I genuinely do resent paying for the Democrats’ and Republicans’ primary elections.)


  • ProudLiberalAlways

    As for your idea about the laugh—all Hillary has to do is play tape of tRump at his podium for a few min., playing the Chewy soundtrack over and over……..then her laugh! I’d pay to see that ad!

  • josephebacon

    OOPS! Looks like Karma bit Ken Starr in the ass!

    • Badgerite

      Wow. You know, this was a man who was talked about in the same sentence with the words Supreme Court for a long time. And then he wrecked himself on the Whitewater ‘investigation’. Karma’s a b-tch.

  • katanahamon

    Now, not only does the right wing have a candidate for president that is an incredible lying blowhard, but they have one that is an incredible lying blowhard that is literally, certifiably crazy and believes in conspiracy theories. Not having her own words? Did the journalist interviewer press him on that? I’m betting not. The Emperor’s New Clothes is already just the fact that they have elevated Trump to be a viable, sane candidate. No one is even questioning the basic premise anymore. At what point will journalists “turn it on” and question and press Trump? I’m afraid that since they haven’t bothered to question him yet, it’s simply never going to happen. It’s one fake interview after fake interview. Thanks for mentioning control of the parties, as Bernie and the Dems appeasing him are really pissing me off.