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The Bob & Chez Show Presented By BubbleGenius.com 6/21/16

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Bob and Chez
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  • Ceoltoir

    Let’s just say that it couldn’t have happened to a more deserving dog owner.

  • You’re right, don’t get happy. Even frigging NPR isn’t talking about his meltdown as much as they are about how his speech today will actually hurt Clinton. Gahhhh….I hate our media.

    Feed your dogs AND your cats, ALWAYS. BTW, I have review/recaps of last Sunday’s GOT Ep up on Saturday afternoons on Youtube and they keep spoilers at the very end with plenty of warning. I’m working on the Ep 9 one now. That ep was fan-f*cking-tastic. https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC4lNgNWPEZM_yozOHnaPRZQ

    • Blue

      There are ways to hide posts you don’t want to see, short of unfriending them. I unfollowed my sister for a few weeks for personal reasons. Didn’t see anything see posted unless another family member commented. Was less hurtful. So far I haven’t seen any pro-Trump posts. During the primaries I wanted to unfollow a couple of people who virulently pro Bernie and anti Hillary.

      • I will probably have to do that until after November. Thanks for the tip.

  • katanahamon

    If Meatloaf is actually unconscious, he might be the only person who Trump could get to be his vice presidential running mate.

    We always think Trump is sabotaging his campaign, but, ..too many instances now, I think he really is a lot stupider, and probably mentally unstable (wrote that before Chez said dementia..but yeah..we’ve all said it before..he’s insane) either from age, or a lifetime of being enclosed in his bubble of unreality. He could keep right on keepin’ on..he speaks propagandistic BS in such generalist terms to such stupid people, why would he quit when all this crap that would have destroyed any rational candidate only inspires his illiterate base? Until he runs out of cash, or reaches the point that he doesn’t want to have to own up to his lies regarding his “richness”, or as we know, complete near bankruptcy.

    Social media giving away spoilers is bad enough, but even bold headlines nowadays say things like “So And So Dying Was A Bummer On Show X Ten Minutes Ago” and it’s really hard to not see that.

    I don’t know Bob..I like “Vacation Hedonist Chez”..I think his new job requirement should be to have a little sauce before and during the show.

  • Badgerite

    You know, I think that “crooked Hilary” thing is pretty much cooked. Stick a fork in it (It being the Trump Monster’s bullshit) , I think it’s done. Dtaper Sterling? Seriously?
    “Who’s doing the raping”?

  • muselet

    The prospect of the wheels coming off the Donald Trump campaign fills me with delight and dread. Delight because anything that cuts the short-fingered vulgarian down to size is entertaining; dread because Combover Caligula’s supporters will go absolutely batshit if he doesn’t become President.

    Cory Lewandowski richly deserved to get fired, but it’s somehow fitting that what did him in was a squabble with the Trump family rather that something more substantive.

    Gee, Bob, I have no idea what those companies you mentioned have in common. (Holy cats. This is what happens when a narcissist goes shopping for services, I guess.)

    Donald Trump can’t bring himself to launder money through companies he doesn’t own or control. That may be the funniest thing I’ve heard in a week.

    Chez, Dennis Miller was never funny.

    Guys, if the GOP abandons Trump, it will be abandoning The Base. I just don’t see that happening. The party would save face, but it would also become the 21st-century Whig Party.

    “It can’t get worse for him.” Oh, Bob, you know better than to say something like that. The gods of comedy can’t let that be true. If nothing else, Murphy’s Law will bite Trump in the arse.

    “It’s been a movement.” As Harry Shearer says about the Olympic movement, “And everyone needs one. Every day!

    Come on, guys. You know perfectly well “Everything” is the flagship publication of Trump Publishing Corporation, a subsidiary of Trump LLC.

    I spend a lot of time around died-in-the-wool, die-hard Republicans, some of whom are not shy about preaching the Republican Faith to all and sundry. They’re not saying boo about the presidential race, at least not yet.

    I’m not sure what to make of that RawStory piece. Yeah, yeah, I know, the site’s just repeating what Gothamist is saying, but RS has let the story drift down the front page and nobody of consequence has picked it up. Color me skeptical.

    Combover Caligula’s reactions to the Orlando murders have been … I was going to say “astonishing,” but that would only be true of an actual, thinking, feeling human being. And yes, you guys are right, that crowd noise is chilling.

    Trump’s the king of something, for sure.

    –alopecia

    • The photo of Trump at top reminds me of Arseface from The Preacher. Of course the resemblance is even more pronounced whenever Trump speaks because everything that comes out of his mouth is pure shite.

  • Aynwrong

    “Good guy with a gun” would be laughably stupid if it weren’t a straw man defense for something so tragic and now predictable. The idea that in 2016 America every citizen should be morally obligated to always be armed under any and all circumstances would, again, be laughably stupid if it weren’t for the current reality. Instead it’s just deeply offensive because of what this argument is used to defend.

    And just to point out the obvious; in a bar, at 3 AM, where presumably most of the customers are not sober. Dear God…

    I happen to enjoy movies and TV shows about this sort of scenario. 24, Person of Interest, the Bourne movies etc, etc… but of course they’re fantasies. About as realistic as Batman. It does seem however that the 2nd Amendment fetishists have come to believe this sort of thing is possible. Unreal.

  • ProudLiberalAlways

    About the Orlando tragedy and tRump, don’t most dance clubs usually have strobe lights going? Or am I just old? (they used to). If there was a strobe, that would really screw with their aim, wouldn’t it? Good guys with guns who try to intervene more often get shot themselves. The NRA lives in fantasyland, pure and simple. Besides, if that did happen, how would the swat team know who to shoot at? Or is it at whom to shoot? Either way.

  • ProudLiberalAlways

    Don’t forget tan suits.

    • Aynwrong

      Good guys with guns never wear tan suits. Everybody knows that.

  • ProudLiberalAlways

    Great show yet again, guys! So, Bob, you don’t think the convention is gonna give tRump a yuuuggggge bump? Yeah, I don’t think it is, either. And Chez, do you really think the rethugs want to save face over getting the power of the WH? I don’t. At all.

  • josephebacon

    I hate to break it to you guys, but Meat Loaf collapsed while performing a couple days ago!

    http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2016/06/17/meat-loaf-hospitalised-after-concert-collapse.html