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With her husband, "Revolutionary Road" director Sam Mendes, right, Kate Winslet poses with awards for best actress drama for “Revolutionary Road” and supporting actress for “The Reader” backstage at the 66th Annual Golden Globe Awards on Sunday, Jan. 11, 2009, in Beverly Hills, Calif. (AP Photo/Mark J. Terrill)
Bob and Chez
Written by Bob and Chez

RELM_buttonBring Out The Gimp: The Democratic Sit-in on Gun Control; Bernie Supporters Think It’s All About Them; Paul Ryan Thinks It’s All a Publicity Stunt; Louie Gohmert Goes Bananas Again; Steve King on Gun Grabbers; The Trump Bros; Corey Lewandowski Hired by CNN; Alex Jones and Roger Stone Wearing Ball Gags to the RNC; and more. Brought to you by Bubble Genius, the BobCesca.com Amazon Link and The Bowen Law Group.

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  • ProudLiberalAlways

    I’d like to remind you that not only is Gomert an elected official, before that, Texas made him a JUDGE. I should say Texassistan. Fixed it.

  • ProudLiberalAlways

    Bernie’s the one who needs to GO HOME ALREADY. HE’S DONE!

  • Badgerite

    Pardon me. I have to go scrub mental images from my mind now with very strong cleanser.

  • Badgerite

    Wow. That Fischer guy managed to be bigoted against women and Latinos at the same time. Wow.

    • Actually that’s pretty commonplace here in AZ. That guy doesn’t surprise me in the least as being from Phoenix.

  • Badgerite

    In fact, turning over gifts received as head of state became the law after non other than Richard Nixon’s presidency as he had a tendency to not do that and to just keep the gifts. So, of course Roger Stone is upset. Certainly with Trump you could not even imagine him doing such a thing. I mean, turning the gifts over to the government.

    • Aynwrong

      Turning over such gifts to the gummit is for Commie Hippy Liberals. But if they don’t turn ’em over, we’ll prosecute them just the same.

      • Badgerite

        I can’t imagine the Orange Looter letting any thing of monetary value that he can get his stubby little fingers around loose. So, were he to be elected I would look forward to looking back with nostalgia on the more honest times of the Teapot Dome Scandal.

  • It’s actually hotter in Palm Springs than Phoenix–wow! The “dry heat” meme works up until 105 but after that it’s like living in a convection oven. If you’re not wet in or by the pool, you’re miserable. In fact, the dryness is worse in a way because you sweat and it dries so fast you can’t feel it on your body. So a couple of beers later, you’re dehydrated and it happens very quickly.

    I don’t think it’s correct to say radical islam had nothing to do with the shooting. It did insofar as the shooter was raised by a conservative muslim family who taught him to hate himself because he was probably gay. So in that one particular instance, it did have something to do with it. It’s important, however, to also point out that every conservative monotheistic religion would have had the same effect. Perhaps it’s better to say that Conservative Religious Values were at fault. 😉

    In re: the tax rate lie, while you’re right, the majority of Americans believe and will continue to believe the lie that we pay more than anyone else. Remember Trump loves the uneducated and they love him.

    I agree with Chez, Jones is THE least sexually attractive man on the planet. However, at least a ball gag would stop the never ending stream of vile things coming out of his polyp-ridden, phlegm-filled throat. His voice is like nails on a chalkboard to me. /shudder

  • muselet

    Bob, I’d bet William Shatner wishes he got residuals every time you play that clip.

    Chez, I approve. Moët is a fine choice.

    Fry an egg on the sidewalk, you say?

    I stand by my assessment: the Bernie Or Bust folks are largely Rs (those rats aren’t going to fck themselves).

    Louie Gohmert is, and I know I’ve said this before, an idiot.

    TPM commenter “frankly_my_dear”:

    No, you dumbass Texan, bullets from an AR-15 killed these people. Doesn’t matter whose hands the AR-15 was in – they’re still dead and will be for a long time.

    The Ds’ sit-in is a stunt. Paul Ryan is exactly right about that (there’s a first time for everything *rimshot*). But sit-ins were always something of a stunt, a way of attracting attention so a problem will be brought into the public debate. If the current action by the House Ds makes House Rs uncomfortable, good.

    There is one hilarious part to the Ds’ sit-in: the R leadership actually believed that shutting off C-SPAN’s cameras would prevent the world from finding out what was going on.

    Steve King is, and I know I’ve said this before, an idiot.

    Given Donald Trump’s history, I’d take his declarations about how much of his own money he’s spending—and his declarations that he’s forgiving his campaign’s debt to him—with several hogsheads of salt.

    Trump has no earthly idea what a modern political campaign, especially one for President, entails.

    Cory Lewandowski is a walking, talking slime mold. CNN hired him because he knows what’s going on in the Trump campaign, and he let himself be hired because he can settle scores. It’s a win-win for Lewandowski; for CNN, not so much.

    Lewandowski would have been Donald Trump’s HR Haldeman. If you’re old enough to remember Richard Nixon, that thought will send cold chills down your spine.

    Joe Scarborough is, and I know I’ve said this before, an idiot.

    Donald Trump wouldn’t recognize the truth if it stole hiis breakfast.

    Trump’s supporters are the same people who bought into Ronald Reagan’s mythological history of the United States and they haven’t realized they’ve been conned. They really believe that there was a Golden Age when America bestrode the world, prosperous and free; a time when Real Men cheerfully worked 14-hour days for pennies and considered the possibility of dying in a horrible industrial accident a fair trade-off for living in the greatest country on Earth; a time when no one thought of whining about brownish tap water and burning rivers, or brownish air and burning lungs; and don’t you dare talk about black people. Then liberals were invented and everything went to hell, but all it will take is a Great Man to (say it with me) Make America Great Again!

    That slight noise you just heard was me retching.

    Ball gags? Really? There’s a part of me that hopes Alex Jones and Roger Stone aren’t bluffing, and that thousands of people show up wearing ball gags, for two reasons: first, I want to see Cokie Roberts trying to explain what a ball gag is, and second, I want to see thousands of die-hard Trump supporters drooling down their shirts.

    Righties are obsessed with forced oral sex, aren’t they? I know that says something psychologically insightful about them, but I think I’d rather not know what that might be.

    (Bob, you missed Chez’s shit at 33:53.)

    –alopecia

    • Aynwrong

      Wait, you mean Liberals weren’t invented in a laboratory in the Sixties by Timothy Leary?!?

      • muselet

        Shocking, I know.

        –alopecia

  • katanahamon

    What does Trump mouthing that he’s “forgiving” debt mean in real terms? Where’s the actual cash? He’s still given his own businesses money from the campaign, so..isn’t it like he’s kiting money to himself? And at the end of all this, when he’s racked up campaign debt, he’ll still accept public funds and still that means he’s effectively taking public money and funneling it to his personal businesses.

    Bernie..fighting to achieve higher and higher levels of irrelevance and non influence, and ensure history views him negatively. Now he’s comparing his “revolution” to things like women’s suffrage, and the civil rights movement. Total…arrogance.

    Looks like CNN doesn’t care about integrity.

    The longer this Trump charade goes on I feel like the world has slid into a really shitty alternate dimension. At this point, I welcome our alien Lizard People overlords….

  • Aynwrong

    I watched part of Trump’s interview with Lester Holt earlier and it was more of everything you guys talked about. The “3am” line was instantly turned into an expression once Holt pointed out there was no evidence at all to back that up. I’m glad Holt pointed that out but it’s way past time for a reporter to simply tell Trump to his face and on camera that he’s a bald faced liar and everyone knows it.