Bob and Chez Show

The Bob & Chez Show Presented By 7/19/16

Bob and Chez
Written by Bob and Chez

RELM_buttonWord Is Bond: Back from Summer Vacation; The Republican Convention is a Disaster; Melania Trump's Speech was Stolen from Michelle Obama; Delegations Walk Out; Republicans in Denial; The TrumpPence Logo; TP for My Bunghole; Mike Pence's Bizarre 60 Minutes Interview; Steven King Supports White Supremacy; Scott Baio and Antonia Sobato; Rudy Giuliani is Nuts; and more. Brought to you by Bubble Genius, the Amazon Link and The Bowen Law Group.


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  • ProudLiberalAlways

    Someone in tRump’s campaign said Melangea just honestly put down her feelings about growing up in her speech and they were very common words. Do you buy that? I, for one, didn’t know Melangea grew up as a black child in Chicago. I’ll bet that’s news to her, too.

  • ProudLiberalAlways

    @17:55—- we need someone who is establishment and SANE. I’m convinced that when Pres. Obama got elected, the right lost their collective mind and all joined hands and jumped over the cliff. I don’t want to go with them.

  • ProudLiberalAlways

    Oh my God, how I’ve missed you two!!!!!! We NEED you on this wall guys. Please talk me down off this ledge!

  • Badgerite

    The GOP has really gotten itself, and hopefully only itself and not the whole friggin country, into a pickle.
    They know this guy is dangerous and beyond the pale but they don’t want to offend their usual base constituencies by actually publicly stating that. I think sabotage is a possible explanation for such unbelievable incompetence. They feel the same way as George Will but they don’t want to admit that to their bat shit crazy base.

  • I really missed you guys! Glad to have you back.

  • Victor the Crab


    • I second that or maybe just put up some “best of” bits (which Bob has copious spare time to create)

  • Badgerite

    Donald Trump was not “against the Iraq War”. He was simply ambivalent. That is not against. That literally is “I don;t know”.and “I don’t care”.

    • Don P

      He’s on tape with Howard Stern saying “Yeah, I guess, so” when asked directly.

  • The start of the show today was the best 8 minutes I’ve spent since [insert erotica reference here].
    Welcome home.

  • Badgerite

    I’m surprised that Melania Trump didn’t throw in “and my husband does not ask, what his country can do for him, he asks what he can do for his country.” You know, you couldn’t say it was plagiarism because it was only, oh , one percent of the speech. And those are common words.
    Hit it, Rick roll.
    This ‘convention’ is just surreal. There is no other word for it.

  • katanahamon

    It’s disappointing that this entire crap fest has been so normalized that Melania’s plagiarism was worth discussing for the bulk of the show..the overt racism, overt…everything happening is so alarming. If Trump wins, it won’t be a two party system anymore, he will remain forever outside of their control. Morally and ethically, how can the Republican Party go on from here? By anointing Trump, they are embracing the racism, misogyny and xenophobia as their platform. They are fragmented by their greed for individual power, they are united only in their derangement hatred syndrome of Obama and Clinton.

    The whole thing still remains an Emperor’s New Clothes situation..Trump is not only unqualified to be President, he is a fraud of epic and criminal proportions.

    • Victor the Crab

      Ever since Nixon’s Southern Strategy, the Republicans have seemed to embrace racism, misogyny, and xenophobia as part of their campaign. They just managed to do it coded and with dog whistles. What Drumph has done is he’s chucked the dog whistle for a bull horn. The GOP are shocked and angry with him, not because they think what he’s doing is vile, but because he’s let the cat out of the bag that they’ve tried to keep under wraps for over fifty years.

      Of course, the vast majority will still cravenly follow Drumph, because HILLARY!!!!!

  • 1933john

    Is that a pic of the 1st-Babe-Wannabe for the Religious Right?


    Morally Confused Post Old Man

  • Scott

    It’s not really fair to compare the Trumps to the Lannisters, because unlike Trumps, a Lannister always pays his debts.

    • They gave you softball pitch there, didn’t they? 🙂

  • muselet

    Welcome back, gentlemen.

    There is no way I will sit through as much as a minute of the convention. I don’t need the aggro.

    “Now superimpose this all of this into a Trump presidency.” Given the quality of people Donald Trump has surrounded himself with so far, we’d be doomed.

    As far as I can tell, Mike Pence was chosen to cement the Righty Christian vote. Because without him, the short-fingered vulgarian only had 80% of that vote.

    Everyone who has ever had any dealings with Trump has said there is no sensible, more moderate man behind the clownish narcissism. The clownish narcissism is all there is.

    Rudy Giuliani—or, more accurately, Rudy Ghouliani—has had 15 years to perfect his Prophet Of Doom shtick. I imagine he’s practiced it every time he’s been in an elevator with another person.

    I would never have thought BE AFRAID! BE VERY AFRAID! would be an effective campaign slogan, but I guess I was wrong. Damn, we white folk are stupid.

    Maybe Melania Trump’s speech was sabotaged, maybe it wasn’t. It seems at least as likely some speechwriter—either writing that steaming heap or polishing La Trump’s draft—simply couldn’t force himself to notice; has anyone heard if the campaign staff is getting paid regularly?

    No matter how many campaign people try to deny and deflect and distract and excuse (Chris Christie’s excuse was the funniest of the bunch), what Melania Trump/the speechwriter(s)/Donald Trump/whoever (delete according to taste) did would get anyone chucked out of the crappiest community college in the country (with all due respect to community colleges and their students).

    Bob, no Trump supporter gives a monkey’s whether Melania Trump delivered a plagiarized speech. Zero. And the more the hated lamestream media! (and that librul Twitter!) makes a big deal of it, the more likely the Trumpets will come to believe Michelle Obama plagiarized Melania Trump.

    As the visual gag from The Simpsons said about Fox News: NOT RACIST, BUT #1 WITH RACISTS.

    Bob, Trump supporters reconcile all the contradictions and reality-denying nonsense they have to believe by remembering it’s rich straight white male Donald Trump telling them those things. A rich straight white male wouldn’t lie to them, but Hillary Clinton would. Full stop. That’s as far as the reasoning process goes.

    I wouldn’t put it past Combover Caligula to stage-manage a little Reichstag fire action. Hey, it worked once before, right?


    • My hubby has been watching because he thinks the convention is funny. It makes me want to pull my hair out but I just drink instead. 😉

      • muselet

        Forgive me, but the man has an odd sense of humor (and that’s coming from me).


  • Badgerite

    Apparently, it is Michelle Obama who has the best words.

    • katanahamon

      Oh…I said that the day it came out! Great minds…

  • HilaryB

    Thank God you’re back! I cannot bring myself to watch this convention. So, I will be relying on you for the recaps. The only thing I’ve been able to watch is the clip of Stephen Colbert calling to order the RNC Hungry for Power Games.

    • Nightshift

      I tried both nights so far and can only go for about 10 minutes until I turn it off. I think by the end it’ll devolve into either a giant Hillary piñata (that they can beat with baseball bats) or shooting up a picture of her with their AKs.

  • Aynwrong

    Chez picked the perfect theme song for the GOP convention given how apocalyptic the whole thing was. Still I can’t help but think it’s this:

    And that this is the perfect representation of what went on last night:

    • Whatever you do, don’t get them wet!

  • leemoder

    Last night Guliani transformed into Lord John Worfin.

    • muselet

      Double geek points for you! Bravo!


  • Aynwrong

    It was like a high school stage play of The Call of Cthulhu. What a shit show.

  • Who Me?

    fyi the real hero in this, the guy who discovered the plagiarism is on twitter : @JarrettHill – it’s made him famous, he’s shocked and i believe he’s looking for a job so hopefully something will come of this for him.

  • Who Me?

    You said “Rosanne and Kathy Griffin”

    did you mean Rosie O’Donnell?? because Rosanne Barr has come out for Trump.

    • Aynwrong

      Jesus… I knew Barr was a loon but I never thought she was that far gone.

  • Who Me?

    Hello, I’d like to thank two of my speech writers, Copy and Paste for their tireless help in my future endeavors – Melania Trump

  • Who Me?

    and I’ll add this

  • Gina

    Bob, this speech was purposely planted with pieces from Michelle Obama’s speech. Why? It would cause a stir. It would bring publicity. And all publicity for this clown is good.

    • Who Me?

      No way. Some are saying this, but no way. Word is that Trump is furious and theirs now deep dissention in the family and the “marriage” over this.

    • Nightshift

      The conspiracy theorist in me thinks it was all a setup, but lets not forget the total incompetence of all of the D’ump campaign staff. Exhibit A: spokesperson Healy.

  • StripeTheGremlin

    Welcome back. I need the sanity check.

  • Draxiar

    I’m so glad you guys have returned from vacation! I hope your time away was all it should have been!