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The Bubble Genius Bob & Chez Show 5/28/15

Bob and Chez
Written by Bob and Chez

RELM_buttonCircular Reasoning: InfoWars Sidekick Dan Bidondi Rants About Seat Belts While Driving Recklessly; Carly Fiorina and Rick Santorum Beclown the Clown Car; Trump's Big Announcement; Duggar Update; The Duggars Are a Cult; TLC Developing Duggar Spin-Off; The Michelle Duggar Baby Cannon; Chuck C Johnson is Back on Twitter; and much more. Brought to you by Bubble Genius, the BobCesca.com Amazon Link and The Bowen Law Group.

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  • this_one_guy

    I’m still laughing about “Gonad Pump.”

  • McKinley

    Skit idea: driver ed safety training film with Dan Bidondi and Dan Bi-Don’t-Be.

  • Victor the Crab

    Thank you Dan Bidondi for convincing me to never, ever step foot in the state of Rhode Island as long as you have a driver’s license and are driving around the state, you illiterate shaved baboon.

    While watching that video, I came across another video where he testifies before a state committee about a gun control bill and gets thrown out for saying Sandy Hook was a lie.

    • Cynicor

      Gawd. His neck has its own neck.

      • Victor the Crab

        BWAH!!! XD

  • ConnieStinson

    Haven’t listened yet, but man, that screencapture is gold.

  • ranger11

    What’s up with the alarms at the beginning of the clip. Wake up sheeple?!

  • ranger11

    Look in yaa caaah.

  • aynwrong

    If Dan Bidondi is ever pulled over and really does get into an argument over his seat belt, I think this is probably close to what that police officer will be seeing during that exchange.

    http://www.wearysloth.com/Gallery/ActorsH/19507-21221.jpg

    If a police officer laughs hysterically in his face is it a violation of Dan’s 1st amendment 4th amendment rights?

    • ranger11

      I wanna Easter Egg!

      • Victor the Crab

        IWANNAEASEAHEGG! IWANNAEASEAHEGG! IWANNAEASEAHEGG!

        I think I know what you’re talking about:

        • ranger11

          Whenever Easter rolls around I inevitably think of this cartoon. I’m 45. There’s gotta be something wrong with me.

          • Victor the Crab

            I’ll be 50 in mid July. I have no regrets and shame in watching cartoons like this. 🙂 😉

  • Badgerite

    I see he (Bidondi) dressed up. Here is the thing. The fact that a policeman may look at you drive by and see you do not have your seat belt on and pull you over does not violate the 4th Amendment or any other Amendment. They are called windows Mr. Bidondi. And if you have windows in your car there is an expectation that people including police will look at you through those windows and maybe even may notice that you are not wearing a seat belt as required by law. . It does not violate you privacy for them to do so since one would have no expectation of driving down the street and expecting no one to look at you through the windows in your car. What you are doing, you are doing in plain sight. The police and any one else have no obligation to avert their eyes. Though they may indeed want to.

  • muselet

    Carly Fiorina flew Hewlett-Packard into the ground with her lousy management, then managed to lose to Barbara Boxer by 10 points in the 2010 R wave election (not to mention running the worst political ad ever in the R primary). That she screwed up an attack on Hillary Clinton—one which the other Rs manage every time they open their gobs—and can’t find anyone competent to work on her shiny new presidential campaign should surprise no one.

    Rick Santorum‘s campaign song is a country song called “Take Back America”? That is hilarious and revolting in equal measures.

    (And speaking of hilarious and revolting …)

    Basically, Santorum is running for president of the local lodge of a fraternal organization in 1958. I’m not sure railing against rock concerts and gay marriage is a winning strategy, even with a GOP so far gone, but I’ve been wrong before.

    Hey, don’t mock. I’m sure Donald Trump will run a very successful campaign this ti—ah, hell, screw it. The man has a tribble on his head. Mock away.

    “More Duggars news.” *sticks fingers in ears* Lalalalala, I can’t hear you, lalalalala.

    Watched the Dan Bidondi video. Gott im Himmel, the stupid! It burns! It burns like napalm!

    Bob, I figured Bidondi’s hobby is making fishing poles. Or maybe he’s planted a lot of runner beans in his garden this year. But I do like Chez’s suggestion that they’re there to foil the satellite tracking.

    Chez, bonus points for “The New World order hates bamboo.” I’m still chuckling about that twenty minutes later.

    Chez, you’re using your brain again. If you keep doing that, you’ll never understand Bidondi.

    Incidentally, I just noticed that the Truth Radio site is registered in the Cocos (Keeling) Islands. Some patriot you are, Dan. (And now I’m laughing again.)

    –alopecia

  • HilaryB

    Omg! That look on his face when he gets stuck (1:23) …….”with that.” Lmao!!

  • JohnC80

    Is he really taking his hands off the wheel?

    • HilaryB

      A state-wide emergency alert needs to go out when he’s on the road.