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The Bubble Genius Bob & Chez Show 6/2/15

Bob and Chez
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RELM_buttonStren'th: Privacy Champion Rand Paul Collects Private Info from Supporters and Flip-Flops on ISIS; Mike Huckabee is a Serious Perv; Conservative Obsession with Molestation; Lindsey Graham Enters the Clown Car; The Trump N' Rand Hair Replacement System; Rush Limbaugh Slams John Kerry for Being a Healthy Person; Rick Santorum on Single Moms and Sodomy; and much more. Brought to you by Bubble Genius, the Amazon Link and The Bowen Law Group.


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  • Emily333

    I laughed so hard when you guys started talking about Lindsey Graham’s chub. Chez does a GREAT Lindsey Graham.

  • Draxiar

    “the inescapable curls of humanity”
    Holy Wackamoley that’s eye popping funny!

  • leemoder

    The key to the Rand Paul accent/speech pattern is that he’s the 8 year-old Forrest Gump.

  • aynwrong

    My idea of clown car music for the GOP. It conveys the right sense of lunacy.

    • mdblanche

      “It conveys the right sense of lunacy.”


    • Victor the Crab

      Oh that’s perfect. 🙂

  • muselet

    Wikipedia sez:

    When questioned whether Limbaugh’s sudden hearing loss was caused by his addiction to opiates, his cochlear implant doctor, otolaryngologist Jennifer Derebery, said that it was possible but that there is no way to know for sure without performing tests that would destroy Limbaugh’s hearing completely. “We don’t know why some people, but apparently not most, who take large doses may lose their hearing”.

    So a solid who knows? on the drugs theory.

    The wonky calliope music is perfect for the GOP clown car, Bob.

    Rick Santorum is obsessed with the way other people have sex. As a candidate, it’s his USP.

    If Santorum wants to kick single mothers in the butt? Funny. Imagine where single mothers would love to kick him. (Ladies, if you want help—or if you just want someone to run the video camera—you have but to ask.)

    Gee, Rand Paul managed not to accomplish anything meaningful again. Quelle surprise.

    Bob, the irony is that the people signing up on Paul’s website are simultaneously True Believers in the Cause Of Liberty and some of the biggest suckers on the planet. They won’t think twice before handing all their personal information to their hero. Talk about a tempting target for hackers. Wow. (“Dude, did I really buy a set of double deuces for an ’08 Escalade?” “Guess so. Says so right there on your Visa bill.” “Oh. Well, where the hell is Nizhny Novgorod?”)

    Mike Huckabee has realized he needs to be unpleasant if he’s going to con shake down run a scam on relate to The Base. It’s probably for the best, since pretending to be a nice guy was taking a toll on him. He’s a nasty piece of work and I just hope the rest of the country sees that.

    Chez, you’re right. The Right absolutely loathes sex, unless it’s procreative and in the context of a marriage. Pleasure, joy, emotional connection, comfort, all those things are irrelevant to the Right. I’d feel sorry for them, but I just can’t bring myself to care enough.

    Holy moly, Chez, what a story.

    How would you like to be one of Rand Paul’s handlers, trying to keep him from self-destructing on the campaign trail? It would be a full-time job, but there’s no way it pays enough to cover the cost of the ulcers.

    Bob, Lindsey Graham’s WWE entry music should be played by a 100-piece kazoo orchestra. Other than that, perfect.

    No one has demolished Lindsey Graham’s presidential aspirations more hilariously than Simon Maloy. To be fair, Lindsey Graham will probably have done so by the time he gets kicked out of the clown car.

    Rush Limbaugh’s supposed pilonidal cyst has more brains—and dignity—than does Rush Limbaugh.


  • HilaryB

    The battery on that clown car sounds like it’s about to die. Lol.

    I love the Gone with the Wind music for Lindsey Graham. It’s perfect!