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The Bubble Genius Bob & Chez Show 7/21/15

Bob and Chez
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RELM_buttonShark Repellent: Black Lives Matter at Netroots Nation; We Recap Our Interview with InfoWars Conspiracy Theorist Dan Bidondi; Dan Talks About Us Again on His Podcast; Dis and Dat and All of Doze Dings; Trump Attacks Lindsey Graham; Trump is Winning; Fox & Friends Derps on the Australian Shark Attack; and much more. Brought to you by Bubble Genius, the BobCesca.com Amazon Link and The Bowen Law Group.

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  • McKinley

    Dan Bidondi has this on the truth radio website re his press credentials –

    ===

    TRUTH RADIO STAFF
    PRESS BADGE VERIFICATION

    PLEASE BE ADVISED!
    The following Reporters/Journalist are fully authorized under the Freedom of Press Act in the 1st Amendment of the Constitution for the United States of America. Therefore are permitted on ANY PUBLIC property at ANY time to take photos and/or video for their reports. Any attempt to interfere with such actions to the following Reporters/Journalist violating their 1st Amendment will be met with severe legal treason charges & political consequences.

    NOTICE to all City, State, and Federal Law Enforcement/Officials.
    The 1st Amendment trumps ANY policy and/or ANY city, state, or federal law. INCLUDING HR 347, The Patriot Act, & the National Defense Authorization Act. Which means any of these laws are NULL & VOID if they are repundant to the Constitution for the United States of America.

    ===

    What is the First Amendment’s “Freedom of Press Act”? There are Acts within the Amendments in the Bill of Rights? Bidondi must have a copy of the unabridged Constitution; the fact that everyone else has the Abridged version must be a plot by the Illuminati

    “severe legal treason charges & political consequences” – Guess Severe Legal Treason is a worse charge than just Legal Treason. And political consequences must mean the full weight of Rhode Island District 16’s State Senator, if he had won.

    And what is “repundant”? Never heard the word before; only definition is from The Urban Dictionary – “Packing a double pun into a sentence, etc., or too much of a pun.” Which Bidondi does do on occasion, but unintentionally and usually ironically.

  • Badgerite

    Dan Bidondi mispronounced “a word”. A word? How about most words. And mispronouncing words is the least of his crimes. He is, however, a wellspring of comedic material for your show.

  • Infowars Dan Bidondi

    Video Edition of the show
    https://youtu.be/drSCbWu5Vz0

    • Victor the Crab

      BWAH! It’s even funnier just looking at that dumbass expression of yours as you painful try to say “dings”.

    • Bosma

      Pro wrestling is fake, Dan. Santa Claus isn’t real either.

      That Barbara Feinstein quote about gun owners is attributed to someone named Jimmy Olsentwin. Olsentwin? As in the Olsen Twins from Full House? Do you ever get tired of stepping on your own face?

  • real_earl

    from his youtube comments:

    “chloe lawes 4 days ago
    Well done dan you wiped the floor with them two creeps”

    love it.

  • real_earl

    Bob, are you and Chez inferring that Dan Bidondi takes a LAX approach to journalism ?

    • McKinley

      Bidondi must think Ex-Lax is something you take when you board a plane departing Los Angeles.

  • trgahan

    I feel I needed to add this this so the documents are out there, but No, I didn’t demand Bidondi be on the show for the last two years.

  • At about 54:00, when you started talking about Kilmeade’s idiocy regarding the “clear the waters” crapola – that’s not just Kilmeade saying one more really dumb thing (well yeah, OK it’s that too, but) it’s Kilmeade reiterating the snob appeal approach of DumFux News. You’ll notice he was making a pretty standard Right Wing point that a buncha ordinary tourist slobs don’t really matter, but now we’re talking about a Championship Surfer Dude who’s obviously worth way more than all you slugs put together and deserves to be exempted even from the laws of nature and natural selection. He was going out of his way to reinforce the Fox Agenda Item that “we’re” big and rich and smart and important – and “you’re” nuthin’ but Shark Chow if that’s what we want you to be, so get your mind right and know your place.

    • McKinley

      Was about to post the same sentiment after just now listening to the 1st sharks reference, with Doocey’s comment on it –

      1) Doocey thinks shark-clearing technology exists, but is rarely used. One can only assume it is rarely used because it is expensive, or its capacity is extremely limited, or, in the way the world works, both.

      2) Since it is expensive and/or limited, it should be used to protect elite surfers (who are by the nature of their lifestyle wealthy, or at least move in wealthy international circles) but not to protect regular tourists and their children.

  • Joshua Craig

    Heartily disagree with the idea that Bernie is an unreasonable choice for POTUS. Following that logic would lead to only voting for moderates for any position. The tremendous weight of the president’s authority combined with the symbolism of electing a socialist means precisely that Bernie (or a similar partisan) is the necessary counterweight to a radicalized Republican movement. Movement to the left needs to be encouraged, not discouraged. Compromising is important because pragmatism is important for good governance, but we shouldn’t be compromising from the slightly-left middle, but from a more ideological, socialist left.

  • muselet

    Bob, it’s possible R operatives watched with glee as Bernie Sanders and Martin O’Malley squirmed, but unless their candidates have better responses, they can’t really make hay. All they can possibly do is insist the Ds are in disarray, and that’s the headline in the political press every second or third day (DEMS IN DISARRAY! Can’t agree where to meet for Happy Hour!). Ds do have to do better, but not because of whatever mean things the Rs might say about them in campaign ads.

    Dan Bidondi got it wrong, but he got his wrong information from others of similar opinion (I’m trying to avoid the expression “like-minded” for obvious reasons). Misquotes and just plain made-up quotes are—as I said of Bidondi himself on Thursday—ten a penny; I’m not sure if believing fake quotes from admirable people is more common on the Right, but it sure seems to be.

    You two did as well with Bidondi as you could, but it was like trying to deal with an out-of-control muck spreader. Or, to be less offensive about it, Bidondi and his ilk make arguments by tossing out every random scrap of information, misinformation and disinformation that seems even vaguely connected to the topic at hand, then shifting to a different but tenuously-connected topic. Or, to be offensive again, “If you can’t dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.”

    Seductive Dan Bidondi. *shudders* (“Can’t sleep, clown will eat me. Can’t sleep, clown will eat me.”)

    You guys had no choice but to have Bidondi on? We demanded it? When did that happen? Did I miss a meeting?

    “I’m an independent constitutionalist.” In other words, he’s a Right-wing conspiracy theorist.

    Donald Trump is a small, petty, vindictive creature, which makes him perfect for the modern GOP. The Base hates John McCain comes close to being a masterstroke, since The Base hates McCain with a fiery passion. Whether The Base will ultimately support the short-fingered vulgarian is an open question, but for the moment they’re happy to watch The Donald poke McCain with a stick.

    Cthulhu below, if you took the sum of the IQs of everyone on Fox & Friencs, you’d get a two-digit number. By comparison, Dan Bidondi looks … well, not bright but at least of normal intelligence.

    Trump Ocean. It would be a YOOOGE! and classy! ocean.

    (Bob, you missed Chez’s “shit” at 16:38.)

    –alopecia

  • HilaryB

    “Hey, girl.” Seductive Dan is a real panty dropper. Funny, but a little scary at the same time.