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The Bubble Genius Bob & Chez Show 8/18/15

Bob and Chez
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RELM_button19 Butt Demons and Counting: Nobody Wants Al Gore to Run; Hillary versus Bernie; Fox News Channel's Insufferable Douchebag Jesse Watters Wants Slave Labor; Marco Rubio Decks a Kid with a Football; Lindsey Graham Wants to Pound Iraq; Ex-Gay Porn Star Says Demons Come Out of the Butt; Duggars Pitch a New Show; Hillary versus Black Lives Matter; and much more. Brought to you by Bubble Genius, the BobCesca.com Amazon Link and The Bowen Law Group.

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  • McKinley

    Are you SURE the clip of the formerly-gay former gay porn star wasn’t from a Christopher Guest mockumentary? I mean, c’mon!

  • josephebacon

    Bob & Chez, I can’t wait for your Thursday show. So anticipating your comments on L’il Josh’s Ashely Madison accounts!

  • muselet

    You’re a cruel man, Cesca. As “Grandfather McCartney” said, “Now, Paulie, don’t mock the afflicted.”

    Al Gore has expressed no interest in running, and would have no time to raise money or hire staff or any of that stuff, but if he did—and I hope this makes you feel better, Bob—I’d seriously consider voting for him. He’s not as obviously liberal as I’d like, but that describes most candidates for President. Sometimes stolid is preferable to exciting.

    Al Gore would have been pilloried by the political press because he said he invented the internet (he didn’t), he’s scaremongering about global climate change (he isn’t), he lost a close race in 2000 and didn’t fight enough (not really true), USW. He’s probably even get some backwash from the Clinton Rules. He’s smart enough to know better than to run.

    Chez, you’re right. Donald Trump is mistake-proof, as long as he keeps tickling the pleasure centers of the Righty brain. He will run, and be the frontrunner, until he gets bored and quits. A part of me wishes the short-fingered vulgarian were a D plant, running to sow confusion and discord on the Right by discrediting its stupider beliefs; the larger part of me knows he actually believes all the nonsense he says (and is terrified that we could have a President The Donald in the near future *shudders*).

    Once more, I hope insufferable douchebag Jesse Watters’s dog bites him.

    Chez, I’d choose a different target if I had fifteen seconds with Watters, but I like the thought.

    What happened to Marco Rubio could have happened to any candidate for almost anything, but campaigns keep scheduling stupid photo-ops regardless.

    Lindsey Graham can pound sand.

    Bob, Bob, Bob, haven’t you been listening to the Right all these years? Anal sex is purely gay behavior and has nothing whatsoever to do with straight people.

    Erm … I’m just a godless heathen out here in California, but where in the Bible does it say the Devil is birthed after anal sex? I hope Joseph Sciambra washed his hands after he produced that little gem.

    I know you guys are just funnin’, but just so you know

    The Duggars and therapy for sexual abuse victims. There’s a connection there, but it’s not the one they were trying to imply. If anyone at TLC had anything resembling a sense of morality, the Duggars—and their representatives—would have been frog-marched out of the channel’s offices.

    Hillary Clinton’s response may not have been—you should pardon the expression—politic, but it was absolutely correct. Changing laws, changing regulations, changing systems, those are things government does, that government is good at. Again, I’m sympathetic to Black Lives Matter, but the movement’s tactics and arguments are guaranteed to change nothing.

    (Bob, you missed Chez’s “fucking” at 56:25.)

    –alopecia

    • Aynwrong

      Ya know, I’m not so sure South Park Satan would jump into bed with the homophobic Evangelicals. Yeah sure he was awfully nice to Saddam Hussein but the I mean….those guys are bad.

      • muselet

        It is an ongoing source of amazement how many Talibangelical Christians are interested in buttsex. From first light to lights out, it seems that’s all those folks think about. It’s as if they’re obsessed with the buttsex.

        I wonder, why might that be?

        –alopecia

        • Aynwrong

          Come on now…don’t judge.