In other news, Boston Marathon bomber Dzhokhar Tsarnaev has been found guilty by a federal grand jury on all 30 counts.
Meanwhile, Kansas Governor Sam Brownback has signed a bill that redefines a standard abortion procedure as "dismemberment" and bans it. The good news, as Sam Brownback tells it, is that anti-abortion policy is getting the Kansas economy moving again.
Finally, the pastor who introduced presidential candidate Rand Paul yesterday apparently isn't convinced that President Obama isn't a secret Muslim.
A local pastor who rallied the crowd Tuesday at Sen. Rand Paul's (R-KY) presidential campaign launch suggested that he believed President Barack Obama would "evolve" past Christianity after leaving office.
“In five years we’ll find out what [Obama’s] real religion is,” Rev. Jerry Stephenson told reporters after the event, according to Buzzfeed's McKay Coppins.
Calling the Rand Paul campaign a 'dumpster fire' would insult the effectiveness of dumpster fires.