The Fake

JM Ashby
Written by JM Ashby

(Cartoonist - John Branch)

In other news, during yesterday's meeting with GOP senators, Trump reportedly agreed with all of them, even the ones who oppose each other. He has no clue.

Meanwhile, Trump has reportedly asked his aides to come up with gifts he could present to Vladimir Putin next week.

Finally, does anyone know what the fuck a "dipsy-doodle" is?

  • 1933john

    Give Putin an 8X10 glossy
    of the tennis shot above.

  • Draxiar

    Donnie the gift is self evident…just keep sucking away.

  • Badgerite

    “Gifts to present to Vladimir Putin”. Collusion Swag?
    Jesus, this guy can’t kiss Putin’s sorry butt enough. You would think his lips would get tired after a while.

  • Badgerite

    “Dipsy Doodle. Translation – targets getting buggy.

  • Ellen Kuhlmann

    okay I looked up dipsy doodle -maybe Hatch was being accurate after all see Def 1 and 2.

    Definition of dipsy doodle Merriam-Webster Dictionary
    plural -s
    1 slang : a bewildering plunge and lag by turns the dipsy doodle price of rice shows how unsound the country’s economy is

    2 slang : artfully deceptive or shady manipulation not theorists, not the advocates of any alien philosophies or political dipsy doo — Joseph W. Martin

    3 : a very slow curve on a pitched ball in baseball

  • Aynwrong

    Let’s hope the nuclear codes is not on the list of potential gifts to Vlad.

    Orin Hatch is a dipsy doodle.

    • Virginiajhsu

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    • Lindamlewis

      our buddy’s step-aunt makes $69 every hour from home. she’s been out of a job for 8 months but last month her profit was $17173 working on the laptop for 5 hours per day. ➤ go ➤ here

    • Margaretemcewen

      our neighbor’s step-sister gets $70 each hour on the internet and she has been unemployed for four months… last month her pay check was $20847 just working on the laptop a few hours a week..➤ look ➤ at this

  • Ellen Kuhlmann

    maybe he meant to say whoopsie daisy?