The Good News

JM Ashby
Written by JM Ashby

(Cartoonist - Chris Britt)

In other news, Johnson & Johnson and the federal government have signed a contract to spend $1 billion on the manufacturing capacity necessary to produce 1 billions doses of a coronavirus vaccine. Johnson won't begin trials of their vaccine until September.

Meanwhile, the FBI is reportedly investigating those suspicious stock trades that Senators Richard Burr (R-NC) and Kelly Loeffler (R-GA) made just before the pandemic market crash.

Finally, Trump would like you to know that the global pandemic has led to great ratings!

Trump's own advisers now say between 100,000 to 200,000 Americans may be killed by the virus even under ideal conditions, but at least the ratings will be great!

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  • Aynwrong

    I’m cynical enough to wonder how many Republican pockets had to get lined in order to finally get to a point where vaccines are at least being sought. I’m practical enough to understand that if it works, it works.

    War profiteers.

    The Purge feels more and more like it may be the most prescient political film of our time.