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The Liberal Hoax

Written by SK Ashby

(Cartoonist - Adam Zyglis)

In other news, special prosecutor Robert Mueller is reportedly going to question 6 current and former White House staffers including Reince Priebus and Sean Spicer.

Meanwhile, Trump apparently met Russia's new ambassador this morning but we only know about their meeting because Russian state media reported it. The meeting was not covered by the American media or listed on Trump's schedule.

Finally, the forecast for Hurricane Irma has shifted slightly to the west, but the storm is still expected to make landall in southern Florida on Sunday morning as a category 4 or 5 storm.

Here are some other stories I didn't get to this week:

Fox News host and birther Eric Bolling has officially been fired by the network following a report that he sent unsolicited dick pics to his female colleagues.

Some House Republicans say they accidentally did the right thing by signing a legal brief against gerrymandering.

Mexico has finalized an e-commerce trade deal with China's Alibaba Group (China's version of Amazon) as a hedge against Trump possibly withdrawing from NAFTA.

Canada may suspend all deportations of failed asylum seekers to nations that are struck by Hurricane Irma.

Speaking of Irma, Hate Radio screecher Rush Limbaugh has evacuated his home studio in Florida several days after declaring the storm a liberal hoax. Jackass.

The Daily Beast has a story on Russians buying up Trump properties so they can have children who are American citizens by birth. You might call these "anchor babies," but they're white so no one will do that.

The Insys Therapeutics company has been accusing of inventing fake cancer patients to test strong opioids including fentanyl.

To boost sales, the company allegedly took patients who didn't have cancer and made it look like they did.

The drug maker used a combination of tactics, such as falsifying medical records, misleading insurance companies and providing kickbacks to doctors in league with the company, according to a federal indictment and ongoing congressional investigation by Sen. Claire McCaskill, a Democrat from Missouri.

Now, here's one of the funniest goddamn things I've ever seen:

Now, I know, a lot of you will say 'how can you be president? You're a Mexican!' and to those people I have three words: Donald. Fucken. Trump.

If that worn-out baseball glove tightly gripping a turd can be president, then amigos, anyone can.

Presidente 2020