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The Magic Words

(Cartoonist - Pat Bagley)

In other news, anti-Trump RNC delegates are once again pushing a plan to oust Trump as the GOP nominee by un-binding pledged delegates.

Meanwhile, the SEC has filed a lawsuit against a Texas fracking CEO Chris Faulkner, accusing him of numerous instances of fraud. Faulkner allegedly created a secret company credit card to pay for prostitutes, among other things. Faulkner himself reportedly referred to this card as his "whore card."

It's the Texas Miracle!

Finally, here's a hilarious and devastating ad mocking Trump for his response to the Brexit vote.


I'm all out of fucks to give this week, emotionally exhausted and brain-drained. We'll be back on Monday with fresh eyes and fresh snark.

  • muselet

    RIP Ralph Stanley.

    –alopecia

  • Aynwrong

    “I’m all out of fucks to give this week, emotionally exhausted and brain-drained. We’ll be back on Monday with fresh eyes and fresh snark.”

    Take your own advice and have a Coke, Mr. Ashby (I think you’re the one who usually says that). You’ve earned it.

    • JMAshby

      I’m having a Cherry Coke right now. With bourbon.

      • Aynwrong

        🙂

      • Victor the Crab

        Ash, try a third of Captain Morgan’s Black Spice Rum with two thirds of A&W Diet Root Beer – all chilled of course. Trust me, you won`t go wrong.

        • JMAshby

          I prefer black spiced rum neat.

          • Groundloop

            JM and Victor, have either of you tried The Kraken black spiced rum?

            http://www.krakenrum.com/age-gate/

            Damn tasty stuff.

          • JMAshby

            I haven’t. I’ve only had Captain Morgan and Bacardi black rum. I prefer Captain.

          • Victor the Crab

            I have tried The Kraken. And Sailor Jerry.

            BLEEECH!!!

            I’ll just stick to Captain Morgan.