Never Plan

(Cartoonist - Jimmy Margulies)

In other news, Douglas County schools in Colorado will arm their security staff with long assault riles for some unknowable reason. Welcome to the dystopia, children.

Meanwhile, Kansas Governor Sam Brownback says people deserve to be kicked off food stamps because they're just like procrastinating college students.

And finally, Mitsubishi Motors has admitted that it has been lying about their fuel economy standards for the past 25 years!

  • Georgie

    Oh yes, well, after Sandy Hook and other horrible school shootings I’m glad to know that some random person will have access to guns on the school property, SAID NO parent ever with any reasonable intelligence’s.