Russia

The Pee Tape is Real

JM Ashby
Written by JM Ashby

When the so-called Steele Dossier was leaked to the public last year, it included an accusation that Trump was caught on video enjoying water sports with Russia prostitutes. Trump was allegedly filmed by Russian spies who wired his hotel room in Moscow.

The infamous pee tape has never surfaced and the only evidence of its existent that we have is the report included in the dossier, but we got another piece of the puzzle today.

Trump's former bodyguard and McDonald's fetcher Keith Schiller told congressional investigators that the Russians did, in fact, offer to send women to Trump's hotel room in 2013.

WASHINGTON — After a business meeting before the Miss Universe Pageant in 2013, a Russian participant offered to "send five women" to Donald Trump's hotel room in Moscow, his longtime bodyguard told Congress this week, according to three sources who were present for the interview.

Two of the sources said the bodyguard, Keith Schiller, viewed the offer as a joke, and immediately responded, "We don't do that type of stuff."

Schiller denies that Trump has been filmed getting pissed on by Russian prostitutes, and he denies that Trump accepted the offer, but I'm not prepared to just take his word for it. Schiller is one of Trump's longest and closest allies.

The admission that Trump was offered escorts seems newsworthy in itself and raises more questions and red flags. Did this happen on more than one occasion? Did Trump receive propositions when Schiller wasn't around to intervene? Is Schiller lying for his former boss?

If you believe the Russians really do possess "Kompromat" (comprising information) about the Trumps, they have a very tight rope to walk. There's only so much Trump and his allies can confirm or deny because those who know the truth could always reveal it themselves. That may also include our own intelligence agencies.

  • Arthur Croft

    “Trump was caught on video enjoying water sports with Russia prostitutes”

    Ashby, I always love your writing, but the line above may be one that’s made me laugh the hardest. Keep up the great work.

  • ninjaf

    My interpretation/understanding was not that Trump himself was peed on but rather that he watched them urinate on the bed because it was the same room the Obamas had stayed in when they traveled to Moscow. And this is why Trump’s denial based on his being a germophobe makes this have even more of a ring of truth to it. His disdain for the Obamas is always in full view so what better way in his little pea brain (pun intended) to show disrespect to them than this?

  • muselet

    It’s hardly remarkable that Russian intelligence would try to create compromising material on Donald Trump: a rich, stupid American whose entire fortune depended on his reputation was an obvious target. That he later ran for president was a bonus.

    The only question is whether Trump and his entourage were actually stupid enough to take the bait. Keith Schiller may have been bright enough brush the offer of … erm … female companionship (hey, I said “may”), but he was almost certainly not the only person traveling with Trump, and Trump himself doesn’t have the greatest self-control.

    This story promises to get much more interesting.

    –alopecia

    • Christopher Foxx

      and Trump himself doesn’t have the greatest self-control

      Only if you pronounce “greatest” as “any”.

  • Georgie

    It’s all fun and games until someone gets impeached.

    • Kody Thronson

      It’s all fun and games until someone gets recorded being pee’d on.

      • swift_4

        It’s all fun and games while someone gets recorded being pee’d on. When the tape gets aired, the fun is over.