In other news, the nation's largest police union has endorsed racist Donald Trump. According to the union, Clinton did not even talk to them about an endorsement. I'm glad she didn't.
Meanwhile, Ammon Bundy's social media posts are coming back to bite him at the Malheur occupation trial.
Co-defendant Joseph O'Shaughnessy wrote a private message on Dec. 26 to co-defendant Jon Ritzheimer that read, "I need all patriots here on or before Jan. 2 for the wink...wink...emoticon..rally."
In response to a message from Gavin Seim on Dec. 30 that said he was getting confusing messages surrounding the "2nd rally,'" Ammon Bundy responded, "I would never show up to a rally without my arms."
Finally, Gary Johnson and Jill Stein will not be included in the first presidential debate because they didn't reach the 15 percent support threshold. They're also crackpots, but so is Trump.
Programming note... I'm signing off a little early today because, frankly, my brain is fried and I've got nothing left. I'm going to cook some Sloppy Joes and drink Killian's Irish Red.