Chris Christie Open Thread

The Shining City

JM Ashby
Written by JM Ashby

(Cartoonist - Chan Lowe)

In other news, New Jersey Governor Chris Christie is deploying 250 state troopers to Baltimore for some insane reason. The Maryland National Guard have already been deployed.

Meanwhile, it appears that no one in the corporate chain of command at Bud Light read this new label and thought it sounded very rapey.

BudLightRape

And finally, the NFL has opted to drop its tax-exempt status. You're probably thinking 'what, the NFL was a non-profit?'

Programming note... I woke up in the middle of the night sick to my stomach and I'm basically a zombie right now. Hope to resume a regular schedule tomorrow.

  • ninjaf

    Feel better soon! My guess it is just an allergic reaction to the new levels of bullshit in the political arena. Unfortunately, your body will adjust until the 2016 campaign is in full swing and the levels rise again.

  • aynwrong

    Maybe one of those brilliantly labeled Bud Lights would help. Ya know, like a hole in the head.
    ūüôā
    Just kidding. Hope you’re feeling better by now brother.

  • swift_4

    Basically a zombie. They should make a show like that. Where you’re a zombie, but only basically. Really they just slap some pale makeup on you and you go solve crimes and talk snarky. Maybe call it Veronica Brains.

    • Scopedog

      Guess you haven’t seen “i, Zombie” yet….:)

      • aynwrong

        Or “Warm Bodies.”

  • Draxiar

    No worries…you do a great job on daily basis.

  • gescove

    Adding… what kind of idiotic play for relevance is that, Gov. Christie?

  • gescove

    You write every day about the insane asylum that is our political system. I’d wake up puking too.

  • muselet

    Feel better, Ashby.

    ‚Äďalopecia

  • j hentai

    feel better soon, man!