In other news, Rand Paul is gearing up for another push to audit the Fed. See also: next year, the year after that, and every year a Paul remains in office.
Meanwhile, Texas statehouse candidate Thomas McNutt, who is running on an feverishly anti-immigrant platform, has been employing undocumented immigrants at the bakery he owns. Whoops?
And finally, esteemed doctor and faltering Republican presidential candidate Ben Carson says Muslim guests attending the State of the Union Address should be investigated for... something.