The Worst Storm

JM Ashby
Written by JM Ashby

(Cartoonist - Rob Rodgers)

In other news, Senate Democrats referred a letter to the FBI that reportedly details sexual misconduct by Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh. The letter was written by a woman who has chosen not to be identified.

Meanwhile, Trump is reportedly considering a plan to pay Mexico to stop people from reaching our southern border in the first place.

I thought Mexico was going to pay for the wall? We're actually going to pay them?

Finally, Putin is just trolling now. He says they know about the two men indicted by British prosecutors for poisoning former Russian spy Sergei Skripal and his daughter with a nerve agent, but there's nothing special about them.

“We of course checked who these people are. We know who they are, we found them. Well, I hope they will come out themselves and speak about themselves. It will be better for everyone,” said Putin, responding to a question about the case.

“There’s nothing special and criminal about it, I assure you. We’ll see soon... They are civilians of course. I would like to appeal to them so that they hear us today. They will come somewhere, to you, the mass media...”

Uh huh.

  • katanahamon

    Plea deals, guilty pleas, guilty verdicts, indictments, investigations, rapists nominated for the Supreme Court..yeah..only “the best people.”

  • muselet

    I’m bleakly amused by the two Russian hit men insisting they were tourists. Are we to believe they were carrying Novichok because pepper spray was too hard to get?

    Yeah, they’re just trolling.


    • katanahamon

      That’s the “art of telling 100% of the truth.” Sure, they were “tourists,” who also happened to be killers. It’s nice to stop and smell the roses, mix business with pleasure, you know?

  • Aynwrong

    Trump: “Who’s gonna pay for the wall?

    Chumps: Mexico’s gonna pay for the wall!”

    Trump: “Who’s gonna pay for the wall?

    Chumps: Mexico’s gonna reimburse us after we pay for the wall!”

    Trump: “Who’s gonna pay for the wall?

    Chumps: “What’s a wall?”