The Next McCain Surrogate

ABC News is reporting that Bin Laden could release a new tape any day now.

Four years ago, when Bin Laden released a message just before the election, it definitely helped President Bush's chances. But I always thought that Americans should've been seriously pissed off by that message. Bin Laden was still alive! Why didn't everyone say, Dammit! Why is this guy still at large and why hasn't our president captured him dead or alive like he promised?!

Of course I underestimated how irrationally fearful certain Americans were. Here's to hoping that they've come to their senses a bit in the interim.