Foreign Policy

Tillerson Greeted by Actual Dumpster Fire

JM Ashby
Written by JM Ashby

Secretary of State Rex Tillerson touched down in Moscow this morning where he was greeted by an enormous garbage fire.

This a perfect metaphor for our time.



I'm sure that smelled lovely.

  • muselet

    This a perfect metaphor for our time.

    Nothing to add, really.

    –alopecia

  • Draxiar

    “Excuse us Mr. Tillerson for the for the flaming garbage heap that you are a witness to.”…”Oh no worries. As long as no one makes the hard connection between Russia and Mr. Trump We’ll be okay. I trust your hackers have covered their tracks?”…”Sorry Mr. Tillerson, we were referring to the ACTUAL garbage fire across the way.”…”Oh…:”

    • Christopher Foxx

      “Excuse us Mr. Tillerson for the for the flaming garbage heap that you are a witness to.”
      “Yes, it’s nice to get away from him for a while.”

  • Aynwrong

    How perfectly fitting.