In other news, President Obama has announced the creation of the world’s largest ocean preserve.
Meanwhile, House Oversight Committee Chairman Darrell Issa is not quite done fucking that chicken. Issa is now investigating whether the IRS has violated the Federal Records Act. As a matter of policy the IRS only keeps copies of employee emails for six months. Employees also face limits on the number of emails that can remain in their inbox, but Issa believes there’s a conspiracy afoot. Of course.