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Trump Adviser Roger Stone Has You Covered on Priebus Names

Last week I casually quipped that I hoped Reince Priebus would be replaced as the Republican party chairman next year because I’m running out of ways to mock his name. While it’s true that I am running out of immature references for Mister Priebus, I wasn’t entirely serious.

The good or bad news, depending on your perspective, is that longtime Trump adviser and race-baiting conspiracy theory goon Roger Stone has us covered.

Stone is not pleased with reports that the RNC is considering cutting their loses and abandoning his friend Donald and, more specifically, Stone says RNC Chairman Reince Priebus should be prosecuted for… something.

And that’s not all.

via Media Matters

Longtime Trump confidant and adviser Roger Stone has regularly attacked RNC chairman Reince Priebus, labeling him a corrupt “douchebag” and calling for him to be “prosecuted.” Media outlets have been reporting on strained ties between the Republican National Committee and Donald Trump’s struggling presidential campaign. […]

Stone for years has attacked Priebus as corrupt, a “loser,” a “douchebag,” a Republican In Name Only, and a “f*ck up.” He also habitually refers to Priebus as “Reince Penis.”

Even at my most immature moment, I would never refer to the chairman as “Reince Penis” or “Rancid Penis.” Thankfully, we have Roger Stone for that.

At the very least I have the decency to employ various euphemisms, but Stone is not quite that sophisticated.

As for the reports that the RNC might abandon Trump — I don’t buy it. It’s way too late for that. The time to do that was in 2015, not three months before the election. If nothing Trump has said or done up until now is enough to give the RNC pause, nothing will.

  • RamOrgan

    Forgot “Rinse Pubis”.

  • Is it just me or if Trump wins, does anyone else expect a Night of the Long Knives when these asshats turn on each other?

  • Groundloop

    Off topic but the header pic reminded me I saw this earlier:

    https://youtu.be/xh61csymDLs

    Now there’s a reasonable person you could have a good talk with.

  • muselet

    Mature. Thoughtful. Articulate. Calm. Rational.

    These are just five words that cannot be used to describe either Roger Stone or his boss.

    Good grief.

    –alopecia

  • Aynwrong

    Roger Stone is clearly an Oompa Loompa. I demand that he produce his birth certificate, his long form birth certificate, to prove that he wasn’t born in Loompaland and then secretly smuggled into our fair country back in the fifties so that he could pollute our culture with his dirty Loompa values!!!

    • Aim a little lower and then you’ll be on the nose. 😉

      • Aynwrong

        Naw… Munchkins are good people.

      • muselet

        On the something, anyway.

        –alopecia