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Trump Criticizes “Fake News” by Citing Actual Fake News

Written by SK Ashby

Despot-elect Donald Trump didn't wait until early this morning to deny that he enjoys Russian water sports and his denial, which was delivered in ALL CAPS, included a link to a fake news site.

I'm going to save you a click because I cannot say that "Lifezette" is even safe to click on.

Lifezette is an outlet owned by conservative radio host and Neo-Nazi wraith Laura Ingraham and, among other things, the site has spread stories about Bill and Hillary Clinton literally killing their political opponents.

Our next president is a man who actually believes everything he reads on the internet, unless it's critical of him or his bff Vladimir Putin.

It's true that the report detailing the dirt Russian intelligence allegedly has on Trump hasn't been completely verified, however the American intelligence community apparently found it credible. Moreover, the fact that none of it has been completely verified did not stop every publication on the planet from publishing every single document farted by Wikileaks.

A number of journalists have criticized Buzzfeed for publishing the Russian Kompromat document even though their own Email boners are still half-mast.

If Russia says it, it must be true.