Lizard People

Trump: The 9/11 Memorial Reminded Me of My Own Wall

JM Ashby
Written by JM Ashby

Any semi-normal person who visits the 9/11 memorial wall in Pennsylvania may experience a wide range of emotions ranging from sadness to anger, but Donald Trump is not a normal or even semi-normal person.

If Trump experienced any emotion during his visit to the memorial, it was pleasure at the thought of building his fantasy border wall.

"They built this gorgeous wall where the plane went down in Pennsylvania, Shanksville. And I was there. I made the speech. And it's sort of beautiful, what they did is incredible," he said. "They have a series of walls, I'm saying, it's like perfect. So, so, we are pushing very hard."

In related news, Trump told reporters from The Hill that he'll be signing an executive order on immigration in the comings weeks, the details of which are vague at best.

It's possible he won't sign anything. He may have just made that up.

  • If he were simply an odd man, that would be one thing. We’ve had those in power before.
    But it’s not that. He’s not simply odd. He’s evil.

  • Nefercat

    “where the plane went down in Pennsylvania, Shanksville”
    “Where “the plane” … “went down”

    How about “where the plane crashed on that terrible day, after the brave people aboard decided to prevent it from being used as a weapon to kill hundreds or even thousands of innocent people, even if it meant sacrificing their own lives.”

    You soulless sack of greed, stupidity, narcissism, and pettiness.

  • muselet

    That is what comes out of someone’s mouth when their stream of consciousness dries up.


  • Aynwrong

    The United States of America is under the “leadership” of a dipshit.

    • Scopedog

      Yep. And he’s there due in part to idiots thinking that he and his much smarter, much more human, and female opponent were the same.

      I need a drink.

      • Nefercat

        Have one for me. I’m still at work, at my desk anyway.