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Uncertainty

JM Ashby
Written by JM Ashby

(Cartoonist - Rob Rogers)

In other news, Prime Minister Boris Johnson says he would “rather be dead in a ditch” than ask the European Union to delay the Brexit again.

Meanwhile, schools and even daycare centers are among the military construction projects that will lose funding to Trump's fake border wall. Support the troops!

Finally, Yahoo News reports that Trump talked to his aides about possibly replacing Mike Pence in 2020 during the August recess.

In the weeks [after the 2018 midterms], Trump asked aides about replacing Pence on the ticket, and he asked again for their thoughts on Pence during his August vacation at his golf course in Bedminster, N.J., according to Trump advisers who spoke on condition of anonymity to talk about private discussions with the president. [...]

In particular, rumors that Kushner and Ivanka Trump wanted to consider replacements for Pence — specifically trying to find a woman running mate to help win back the suburbs in 2020 — have worried the vice president’s camp, according to Trump and Pence campaign advisers who spoke on background for this story.

  • Christopher Foxx

    Prime Minister Boris Johnson says he would “rather be dead in a ditch” than ask the European Union to delay the Brexit again.

    Offer accepted.

  • Nefercat

    I can’t even imagine what they would end up with in a quest to get a woman who will a) be able to win back all those college educated suburban women and b) who will be acceptable to the howling, braying, traitorous hordes of his base.

    • Christopher Foxx

      Palin 2020!

  • muselet

    Holiday dinners are going to be a lot more awkward among the Johnson family.

    Javanka want to replace Mike Pence with a woman because that’ll make all the difference with those empty-headed female voters. That is inspired stupidity. No wonder they’re Donald Trump’s closest advisers. *eyeroll*

    –alopecia

    • Christopher Foxx

      After all, choosing a female VP candidate turned out so well the last time a Republican tried it.

  • 1933john

    I understand that the “Errant Chosen One”
    commanded Dorian to go to the wrong coast.

  • Aynwrong

    In other news, Prime Minister Boris Johnson says he would “rather be dead in a ditch” than ask the European Union to delay the Brexit again.

    I’ll grab a shovel.

    • I’ll be ready to spell you.

      • muselet

        The line forms to the left.

        –alopecia

    • Nefercat

      Yeah, thanks for the tip, Boris! I’m sure many people would be willing to help you achieve your heart’s desire.