In other news, birther Sheriff Joe Arpaio has now been officially charged with contempt in federal district court.
Meanwhile, 50 retired generals and officers have signed a letter opposing Trump because his behavior and attitude toward sexual assault makes him unfit to lead American forces.
Finally, 6 witnesses have come forward to corroborate a People Magazine writer’s story and Donald Trump forcing himself on her while waiting for an interview with his pregnant wife Melania.
Oh my god, the plot to make him look like a sexual harasser is coming from inside Donald Trump’s penis. […] I can assure you, like a rear view mirror, objects on this chalkboard are smaller than they appear.