Fox News Channel The Media

Wake Up, Tucker!

Tucker Carlson falling asleep during a live broadcast of Fox & Friends the other day appears all worn out from the night before when a hairless Sean Hannity strapped him to a chair in his basement/dungeon and did his Goodbye Horses dance fully… tucked. Hey, now!

Tucker Carlson on Fox & Friends dreaming up new talking points.

Tucker Carlson on Fox & Friends dreaming up new talking points.

Look at him, there. Like a little rosy-cheeked Nazi cherub sleeping on a white fluffy cloud made of vomit and race war. No, no. Don’t wake him.