JM Ashby
Written by JM Ashby

From the Associated Press:

SEN. PAT ROBERTS, R-Kan., reaching for an analogy to illustrate how difficult it is to negotiate health care: “Once in Glacier National Park I saw two porcupines making love. I’m assuming they produced smaller porcupines. They produced something. It has to be done carefully. That’s what we’re doing now.

  • Draxiar

    Maybe he’s saying that reforming healthcare with his fello Republicans is like porcupines screwing because they’re dealing with a lot of pricks.

  • Does he not understand that porcupines produce other porcupines? WTF else would they produce?

  • muselet

    Is Pat Roberts saying that if the Rs manage to produce a final healthcare bill, we’re all fucked?

    Because otherwise, his analogy makes no sense.


  • Nefercat

    “how difficult it is to negotiate health care”
    If only anybody, anybody at all, had had any idea how difficult health care reform could be. Then maybe porcupine voyeurs like the jingle-brained Senator Roberts would have spent the last EIGHT FUCKING YEARS actually working on the REPLACE half of “repeal and replace.” But nobody knew. Nobody. Just ask President Shitforbrains.

    Hells bells, these dimwitted rutabagas can’t even figure out the “repeal” half of their nit-witted yapping point, and they like that part.

  • Aynwrong

    Somebody’s trying to give Louie Gohmert a run for his money.

  • Badgerite

    Carefully? What, afraid people might catch on that this is actually the Tax Cut for the Exceedingly Wealthy Bill on the backs of the rest of the population?

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    • Lindamlewis

      our buddy’s step-aunt makes $69 every hour from home. she’s been out of a job for 8 months but last month her profit was $17173 working on the laptop for 5 hours per day. ➤ go ➤ here

  • Toolymegapoopoo

    Keep fucking that chicken, you twisted fuck!

    • Nefercat

      Or porcupine.He seems to like watching them “make love.”