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Wingnut Warriors Foil Terrorist Plot That Doesn’t Exist

JM Ashby
Written by JM Ashby

Good news -- Larry Klayman's Judicial Watch halted a terrorist attack that would have been launched from a terrorist base camp that doesn't actually exist.

The current president of Judicial Watch told Family Research Council president and hate radio host Tony Perkins that thanks to his group's efforts, a major attack on the American people -- an attack that was never actually conceived because the terrorists don't exist -- was prevented.

via RightWingWatch

“There was going to be an imminent attack around September which we reported, I think it was averted as a result of our report,” Fitton said, before acknowledging that DHS and other agencies have denied his group’s account of an ISIS border camp.

According to Fitton, the government is only disputing Judicial Watch’s work “because it gets in the way of the open borders agenda, it gets in the way of the amnesty agenda.”

The fictional attack would have been launched from a fictional ISIS camp on the other side of the border just beyond El Paso, Texas.

There is no such camp, but it's a good story.

  • captkurt

    I prevented the End of the World yesterday. How do I know this? Because it’s today, and the world didn’t end yesterday. Yea me!

    • muselet

      And your efforts are very much appreciated. ;^)

      –alopecia

  • muselet

    The U.S. Department of State, the Department of Homeland Security, the U.S. Northern Command, the Texas Department of Public Safety, the El Paso County Sheriff’s Office and the Mexican government have all denied Judicial Watch’s report. Reporters who have visited the location of the supposed ISIS base have also found no evidence at all of it existing.

    That only shows how deep the conspiracy goes! It’s turtles illegal-alien terrorist anchor-baby job-stealers all the way down! Aieeeee!

    And somewhere out there in RealMurca™, the hayseeds tremble and clutch their 30.06s more tightly, wishing they’d taken advantage of last month’s 10% Off sale over at Abner’s Gun & Bait.

    –alopecia

    • wishing they’d taken advantage of last month’s 10% Off sale over at Abner’s Gun & Bait

      It’s not too late! Abner is offering 10% off tomorrow only on AR-15s. I imagine there’ll be real big rush on em, so hurry up and get in line, folks!

      ISIS!
      borders!
      guns!
      hot buttons!

      I fucking HATE these whackaloons.

      • muselet

        Abner knows better than that. He’ll put ammunition and accessories on sale instead, since those things have higher markups.

        –alopecia

  • i_a_c

    Totally fucking made up. That’s the state of the conservative movement. Reality continuously fails to prop up the fear and conspiracy mongering of the right, so they have to invent new things to be afraid of completely out of thin air that, by the way, also happens to validate their worldview. They are completely bankrupt.