In other news, Trump has issued an executive order that will no longer require U.S. intelligence to disclose how many civilians are killed by drones, because he's a pacifist dove or whateverthefuck people believed in 2016.
Meanwhile, the Washington Post reports that the caretaker at the Trump family's hunting retreat in upstate New York is an undocumented immigrant. Of course.
Finally, Trump's former henchman Michael Cohen reportedly turned over documents to Congress that show edits Trump's lawyers made to statements last year.
(CNN) Michael Cohen on Wednesday provided the House Intelligence Committee with new documents showing edits to the false written statement he delivered to Congress in 2017 about the Trump Organization's pursuit of the Trump Tower Moscow project into the 2016 campaign season, according to multiple sources familiar with the matter.
The documents Cohen provided are intended to further explain his public testimony last week, in which Cohen said that President Donald Trump's then-personal lawyer Jay Sekulow made changes to his statement to the House and Senate Intelligence Committees, and that it was reviewed ahead of time by lawyers like Abbe Lowell, an attorney for Ivanka Trump and Jared Kushner, the President's daughter and son-in-law who are both White House advisers.
Programming note... I'm going out with my family tomorrow for a drink and then catching the first showing of Captain Marvel. We'll be back in action here on Friday.