Witch Hunt

JM Ashby
Written by JM Ashby

(Cartoonist - Joe Heller)

In other news, Trump has issued an executive order that will no longer require U.S. intelligence to disclose how many civilians are killed by drones, because he's a pacifist dove or whateverthefuck people believed in 2016.

Meanwhile, the Washington Post reports that the caretaker at the Trump family's hunting retreat in upstate New York is an undocumented immigrant. Of course.

Finally, Trump's former henchman Michael Cohen reportedly turned over documents to Congress that show edits Trump's lawyers made to statements last year.

(CNN) Michael Cohen on Wednesday provided the House Intelligence Committee with new documents showing edits to the false written statement he delivered to Congress in 2017 about the Trump Organization's pursuit of the Trump Tower Moscow project into the 2016 campaign season, according to multiple sources familiar with the matter.

The documents Cohen provided are intended to further explain his public testimony last week, in which Cohen said that President Donald Trump's then-personal lawyer Jay Sekulow made changes to his statement to the House and Senate Intelligence Committees, and that it was reviewed ahead of time by lawyers like Abbe Lowell, an attorney for Ivanka Trump and Jared Kushner, the President's daughter and son-in-law who are both White House advisers.

Programming note... I'm going out with my family tomorrow for a drink and then catching the first showing of Captain Marvel. We'll be back in action here on Friday.

  • katanahamon

    “Tim Apple”…”

    Anyone need more proof Rump the Chump is senile?

  • katanahamon

    Glad you’re seeing Captain Marvel..I just can’t understand the trolls’ desires to trash this movie. I see her as a “marvel”ous addition to the MCU. I’m super impressed with all the movies leading up to this, it’s been a truly amazing accomplishment. I was watching the latest Shazam trailers and interviews with Zachary Levy and had no clue that he played Fandarel (one of the ‘warriors three’ in the Thor franchise)..I never recognized him, and Chuck is a big favorite. He certainly did an incredible job of working out for the role, and so did Brie Larsen.

    • Christopher Foxx

      I just can’t understand the trolls’ desires to trash this movie.

      Where’s the mystery? It’s the same motivation for everything else a troll does. To tear something down so they can feel important. What else are they gonna do? Actually accomplish something?

    • Draxiar

      Because strong women make them piss their diaper.

    • mnpollio

      RE: Trolls. Because getting a job takes too much effort and they have all this free time on their hands to destroy other people’s accomplishments. Plus Faux News and the conservative blogosphere have turned being a troll into something fashionable – and if you are real lucky Bill Maher will stick you on his show so he can tout his fairness of giving both sides a platform and free speech and assorted BS.

  • Aynwrong

    Greenwald is probably prepping his false equivalency, bullshit excuse regarding the change to drone strikesas we speak.

    Subpoena Sekulow!

    I hope you and your family enjoy the movie JM. You can let us know if it’s yet another example of SJWs are ruining everything!!! which is what every pissy Alt-Right schmuck with a YouTube channel is blathering about.

  • fry1laurie

    When does this shit TV show get cancelled?